Cat

Like, even if you reserved it and have been waiting ages

02.08.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did You Know?
You can take a book back to the library without having read it, if you just don’t fancy it

02.08.2025 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

UK, and I’d always (ok, from when I found out it’s jam) imagined raspberry

22.07.2025 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A line drawing blueprint of a go-kart, drawn by a dyslexic 10 year old. It has many labels, indicating things like “dumper (safte ferst)” [bumper: safety first]. At the bottom it says “I *know* [it’s] a lot, but 😃”

This amazing “blueprint” my son drew of the go-kart we’re
gonna build in the summer holidays 🤓

23.05.2025 09:08 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The Morrigan Crow books by Jessica Townsend are SO good - funny fantasy, 100% romance free

20.05.2025 08:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A black and white cat, sitting in a box that’s been chewed. She’s left little pieces of cardboard all over the floor for me to clear up. Appropriately, the box has “who gives a crap” printed on it

Mochi did *not* get the memo

18.05.2025 14:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well now it’s in my folder of pictures for inspiring quilt designs, where I imagine it’ll stay for a similar length of time. Beautiful picture 😊

24.04.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is high art

06.04.2025 21:37 — 👍 26509    🔁 7606    💬 534    📌 1017

The front cover of a scientific journal titled Ornithologist, dated 1 April 2025. The main headline reads: “BIRDS: DECODED - Groundbreaking New Science.” Below that, a subheading says: “What are the UK’s birds really saying? Pioneering new research provides the answers.”

WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.

The results tell us a lot!

Extracts below... 🧵

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I like how sometimes cats are like "IT'S CUDDLE TIME, BITCH" and just pass out on you, and other times they tentatively approach like "perchance to cuddle? Mayhaps I nestle?"

30.03.2025 08:54 — 👍 131    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 0

Sometimes parenting is shit but other times you show them how to make perfect poached eggs and they think it’s the best thing ever

18.02.2025 15:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My cat acting extremely annoyed that I’m *always there* when she’s followed me into every room

10.02.2025 19:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0