Katie Kowalsky

you've met me at a deeply pandan-pilled part of my life

Mamdani Sun, Spanberger Moon, AOC Rising

Do we know if Punxsutawney Phil is in the Epstein Files?

Every time I’ve been there has felt like a fever dream (in the best way)

watching the Olympics with friends not Terminally Online and that Mr. Beast Salesforce ad irritates us for wildly different reasons

Threads post by @Librarylydia says “Jordan Stolz training for speed skating by doing box jumps off his mom’s chest freezer (also undoubtedly full of venison) is the most Wisconsin™️ thing I’ve ever seen

Midwest chest freezer also amazing for incline pushups, fwiw

Maslow was pretty spot on 👌

Realizing the power of being “content” is a miracle. Wealth? Status? Constant Excitement and/or Pleasure? Suddenly becomes deeply undesirable.

The best part of being a Packers fan is explaining our ownership model, the worst part is the tendency of our QBs to go insane

Extremely entertaining to go out on Love Day and guess how long people have been together

Demon core experiment

roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do

Yeah in my experience it’s usually a pretty normal dude even if I think they’re a bit silly. And tbh, they’re not as intense about it as SUV people are. They’re much more insistent on needing a bigger, heavier car

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

California in winter is like a Fae world where spring and winter are places on the map you can visit.

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this is the most united i've seen SF around something in a while. absolutely vile.

yep... lots of eyerolling in cut scenes but then i'd have fun walking straight into a fort, assassinating the general and then watching how high my bounty went up

Sorry kids, mommy couldn’t find the right Žižek valentines to hand out today

Nothing makes me laugh harder than my 5’7” male coworker who has to jump into his lifted truck … I love him but dawg that’s ridiculous

it's funny because they look like they got caught by those House of Wax guys

After housing, this is the next big zoning reform: the right to do business. Always found it odd that the USA, supposedly the land of the free market, makes it the hard if not outright illegal to open a business in most places.

Like many other planning failures, this one's also rooted in racism.

the boyars who enact the tzar's will? extremely bad. terrible.

the tzar whose will the boyars enact? impossibly magnificent. sublime.

The year is 2015. China is getting richer and more powerful every year, but America has three trump cards: universitities, biomedical research, and immigration.

Wow, UESF strike is over?

Yep

curbside creamery makes something similar that i'm addicted to

Crazy to look back at old photos and realize how much bangs were controlling my life

Get in losers we’re doing central planning without the planning

the children yearn for Sean Connery