Agnes Cowcatcher

Where the job is to play a game to entertain people no less

What street is that

Alan Moore knows the score

I still see “Billy tauro for mayor” signs in Somerville, we got enough

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

It’s really good

actually believing in things is good and sometimes it doesn't work out and that's ok too, you condescending prick

There’s a quote from the Behind the Bastards about Kaiser wilhelm (of “helping to start wwi” fame) I’ve never been able to forget: “it was a job that shouldn’t have existed, and he shouldn’t have had it”

Whenever I’m in a space, the first thing I’m checking is the representative slice of the body politic

like if i have to spend a bunch of my time teaching it to not be wrong, it's not really a tool helping me, is it. i'm a tool helping it

8 can’t wait but for people with even more contempt for the law

Break the law, you will face the consequences, unless you are tom homan taking a bribe

Yeah but she sold it, which apparently we’re supposed to be impressed by

News is a commodity for entrepreneurs to sell

*guy who’s only heard of the antichrist* I’m getting a lot of antichrist vibes from this comic book

Maybe he went to school with Michael Ironside

Big man needs help with his boo-boo? Walk it off 🙄

Driving in an empty city or a big open field or something would be sick as hell, it’s all the drivers that make driving miserable

Hanging out the passenger side, of his best friend’s ride, trying to terrorize me

Barton Fink (1991)

It reminds me of a post I made once: here, I’ll link to it

North Southman

I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

Chrono trigger has aged wonderfully imo, add me to the list of people shouting that

Kavanaugh thinks this is a minor inconvenience, not something of concern under the 4th amendment

Whenever someone answers your question with “let me tell you a story”, you know you’re not getting answer to that question

I would gladly die beneath the Dunkin tricolor

I don’t think he’s that either, he’s an improviser (I didn’t say it because I assumed you could guess from “crucified clown tattoo”)

I know someone who has that as a tattoo. He’s not Methodist just kind of intense