Dustin

No Rudy, no defense. Rough game

Who invited my man blud Drake in the Kentucky bball room wearing team gear Bro thinks he’s on the team

It’s giving Drake:

They could definitely find people who would go on record but not with anything that would survive fact checking and not make that person sound insane

Where did you see he’s a Christian Trump supporter? Not doubting just haven’t come across it

10 strikeouts and 3 HRs means he got 40% of the defense and 60% of the offense with literally no input from his teammates. Nothing else like it in sports

Probably depends on the performance. I would argue Ohtani in Game 4 of the NLCS is possibly the highest single player impact across any sport if you include his hitting.

Didn’t he ask you to provide examples? So basically demanding that you do the work to show why his method is sloppy, when he hasn’t done the work in the first place

I’ve been walking around the house during the Olympics singing the TurboTax song and I think my wife is going to leave me over it

If I had a supply of nicotine in my 20s without the “I’ve smoked too much and my lungs feel like shit” limiter to regulate my intake I would’ve overdosed for sure

A lot of people, including me, were wondering how an IRB could ever approve this study.

The answer is that no IRB did. The person who “signed off” on approval from the only ethics board that reviewed it had resigned three years earlier. His signature was used without his knowledge.

This seems like a case where they’re failing to recognize that data based analysis is fundamentally unhelpful. An informed analysis of Trump v US would tell readers more about the Court’s “independence” than any win/loss rate

DHS confirms ICE agent fatally shot US citizen in 2025 Ruben Ray Martinez was shot through his driver's-side window in South Padre Island, Texas.

Ruben Ray Martinez was shot through his driver's-side window in South Padre Island, Texas.

“should diplomatic efforts fail”

Diplomatic efforts at what?! Nobody has even said what this is about

Are you seeing any reflection on whether going all in on Trump even “worked”? As in, they’re mostly getting the policy changes they wanted but it is not helping the crypto market in the way expected, so what next?

“We already spent it on baby detention centers. Real cruel, just like you wanted it boss.”

Donald Trump owes you $600

Calling this right now, Trump admin is going to reissue “new” 10% section 122 tariffs the day these expire and claim the clock restarts. Same bad faith argument they’ve been claiming with the US Attorney appointments

Is it really deficit financed stimulus if the money was removed from the economy this year? Yeah the government should have to pay it back eventually but that cash isn’t going out in 2026

It has to be exhausting as a clerk for another justice. Every time you see one of his opinions you have to sigh and decide which of the many glaring errors in logic to focus on

Ilan Wurman already has this drafted somewhere

Preparing the Downfall memes

Bush 9/11 whisper meme with the aide saying: “There is a second branch of government”

The one overriding rule at SCTUS:

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I keep thinking about how mad people got about the Biden checks when they actually got money. Just play audio of Trump saying “tariff refund” I don’t care if you’re being dishonest about what he meant when he said it

And Dems can start hammering on “Trump owes you an X hundred dollar refund check.” Convince them he owes them money even if SCOTUS didn’t say so

Kavanaugh is, once again, one of the worst writers and thinkers to sit on the Court

Luckily virulent racists are famously easy to get along with and willing to subvert their personal interests in favor of larger goals. I’m sure they’ll be fine.

I can’t decide if the Daily Dose of Dort you provide is harmless fun or actively causing brain damage. My own fault for reading it, really

Joanne sitting in her castle, saying “Italians and Greeks aren’t white enough to be in the European schools or brown enough to be in the African one. No magic for them. Also I hate the Afghans.”

Every comedy eventually reaches the Nick Kroll horizon, then it’s all downhill from there