@crabsantler.bsky.social
Just one guy that's six inches tall who has a billion health
23.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And another! gaaaah
17.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too many etc.
17.11.2025 02:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have seen that film fucking shitloads of times. I used to be in a doom/drone/black metal band called Ix. Songs called stoneburner etc. "My name is a killing word" samples etc.
17.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The death rattle from the arse of John McRirick is better than Radiohead
17.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how do i get the gif of the floating baron i need it for a thing i promise
17.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
the clever gremlin
Today's right-wing men have never read a book, but think they're smarter than everybody else because they cosplay as the "clever gremlin" from Gremlins 2.
15.11.2025 09:33 — 👍 248 🔁 22 💬 10 📌 2alright Popeye
16.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am Nono, small robot, you know
15.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0like a hat
14.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is what should happen to Andrew Mountchildren Windsor from now on:
youtu.be/AKE9W0O8bX8?...
I think this has gone unappreciated and unnoticed. Unfairly, IMO.
30.10.2025 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This cunt looks like briefcase made flesh
30.10.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Defo in Smell Of series 2 as well, one of the Reeves and Mortimer product adverts
28.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right Said Fred is a long set, fair enough.
27.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A friend of mine was hungover at work, went to the toilet and put his pants in a carrier bag then approached his manager with the bag, held it up and went "I need to go home, I've shat myself". It worked.
27.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HEY GUYS
27.10.2025 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Denver Broncos hosts an anti-woke podcast with his mate Blip Chodeson
26.10.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What was that Reeves and Mortimer advert sketch where someone had scrawled I WILL KILL AGAIN on the wall? I think I wrote that on a wall at a job I hated. So could have been any of them really.
26.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I regret knocking back Cher
26.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best cocktails are usually something like Vimto + whatever spirits are in the party's kitchen
25.10.2025 23:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like "lines and lines and lines and lines" from LoG but with Italian names
25.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's a satisfying word for that purpose though, isn't it? Unfortunate for the little buggers.
25.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Weasels get a bad rap, look at this wee guy:
25.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Clint Eastwood and Anne Widdecombe
23.10.2025 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
22.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could have been a 1950s pop song
20.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You don't look a day over 30
20.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lovely bit o' business
19.10.2025 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Starting a post with "uh", I mean what a fucking utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter cunt
13.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
