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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

04.04.2025 13:50 — 👍 35363    🔁 5214    💬 381    📌 373
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I love this

03.04.2025 15:52 — 👍 16938    🔁 3208    💬 338    📌 220
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When you pick a flight with penguins, you pick a flight with me.

03.04.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't worry Canada. If the States wants to invade us, they'll send a singing telegram with the plans to the CBC first.

24.03.2025 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great. Now my feed is going to be inundated with ads for "Nasty Canadian" merch

19.03.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Say what you will about Trudeau... At least he never turned Parliament Hill into a fuckin' showroom.

12.03.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tonight's movie has 9 credited directors

10.03.2025 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RFK Jr

07.03.2025 17:28 — 👍 23621    🔁 4961    💬 529    📌 254

I live near the border, meaning I can see Russia from my house.

07.03.2025 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JFC Brody's speech is longer than the fucking movie

03.03.2025 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When will Google update their maps to the new name of the Gulf of Russia?

01.03.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact that I no longer rant and rave and complain 24/7 is a goddamn miracle. On days like this it's a Herculean task to not just vent my spleen all over the place.

I deserve a fucking cookie or something. Maybe a medal. Ooh! Cookie medal! I deserve a cookie medal!

15.02.2025 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I tried to tell someone on the phone to "click quit" on their computer and it came out "quick clit", so now I'm moving to a cave somewhere where I can't be found.

14.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same

13.02.2025 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rumor has it that Phony Stark's little Human Shield told Mango Mussolini "You're not the president, you need to leave."

A fuckin' four year old knows who's really in charge.

12.02.2025 22:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The reason I don't want to live in the 51st state is because I've seen how welcoming Americans are.

10.02.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I take back everything I said about NYT

07.02.2025 23:01 — 👍 2449    🔁 204    💬 47    📌 13

You may be rooting for different teams to win the Super Bowl, but we can all root for ketamine to do its job and save the country.

06.02.2025 19:11 — 👍 25    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Can't someone slip some Fentanyl into Phony Stark's Ketamine?

05.02.2025 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tell it to hurry tf up

05.02.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"nah grandma, this new internet is way better than before, now you can gamble from the irs payment portal"

[grandpa crying in patriotism] incredible

04.02.2025 21:47 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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I've started responding to Americans chirping about taking over Canada to "Fuck around and find oot." And I'm kinda hoping it catches on.

24.01.2025 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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