Mack is fine

Since I reached perfection, I poison him regularly

Should I be concerned?

Gennie: I want to marry Marnie to live a cozy old lady farm life together and the best part is not only would I spoil her rotten (I already gift her diamonds and wine twice a week!) but Lewis would be forced to officiate the wedding! She deserves happiness Me: you want to cuck the mayor Gennie: Yes I do

I married a gamer

why did I type tbis

ugh finally

Not the biggest Jasmine Crockett fan but are we sure we want to put our energy behind this turnip with a face drawn on it and the soul of Beto ORourke?

I did too but I had to learn the hard way.

I had one of these for years and it eventually crushed every tv stand I put it on

No pills, no sleep, no caffeine! Look out world! No seriously look out.

Trump and Grimace from a McDonald’s commercial

what happens next will shock you

That’s a vacation.

They already have an extremely popular and critically lauded Spider-Man series but no cant do that its animated! People might think it’s for kids!

nominative determinism

A Brooklyn Yankee in King Arthur's Court

someone put out a bolo

sounds like the word is out

is this the same person who IDed you from afar by boob?

well well well looks like we got a fancy pants

I don’t know if Tony Todd would be a good therapist but I’d love to hear him say any advice he had

alart!

he’s absolutely right! did they learn nothing from Strange New Worlds? people want to see weird sci-fi stories with recurring likable characters

Rashomon or Memento would be good too

Everything Everywhere All At Once

super science and generational trauma

Logan’s Run/Zardoz

a weird post apocalypse but kind of fun

do you want them to be thematically appropriate?

The photo shows four images of the same Roman iron stylus (pen) one below the other, with knib to the left. This stylus is octagonal in shape, with an inscription dot-punched along its length on four alternate sides. The stylus is 132 mm long and 5 mm thick, and the letters are circa 2 mm high. The four images of the pen show the four lines of inscribed text (highlighted) which read: ‘ab urbe v[e]n[i] munus tibi gratum adf(e)ro acul[eat]um ut habe[a]s memor[ia]m nostra(m) rogo si fortuna dar[e]t quo possem largius ut longa via ceu sacculus est (v)acuus’ Translated as ‘I have come from the City. I bring you a welcome gift with a sharp point that you may remember me.
I ask, if fortune allowed, that I might be able (to give) as generously as the way is long (and) as my purse is empty.’ This inscription is generally interpreted by scholars as a humorous, tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the giver of the cheapness of the gift. The pen was used to write on wax-filled wooden writing tablets. Found in London (Roman ‘Londinium’) by MOLA, during excavations for Bloomberg’s European Headquarters in 2010–2014 . Photo by Juan Jose Fuldain for MOLA

Timeless humour!

A 2,000 year-old Roman souvenir pen with a joke inscription roughly equivalent to:

“I went to Rome and all I got you was this cheap pen!" 😂

Dated circa 70 AD, this iron stylus pen was recovered in London during excavations by MOLA. 📷 Juan Jose Fuldain/MOLA

#Archaeology

Adam Sessler’s bluesky page showing he blocked me

Sometimes you see a post from someone and you think I’d love to never see anything from them again. You could block them but there is another path.

several have

thanks man

ACAB includes this little rat

embarrassing