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@danismashingit.bsky.social

Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. I could probably build bananas in America.

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I don’t wash them.

Leave them in the hamper until they run out.

23.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Proof that the Chinese have already started to dismantle Canadian hockey.

19.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Of course, I wear them inside out.

19.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👋

19.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yOuR pRiVilege iS sHoWing 🙃

19.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seasonal fix only.

10.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Prolly won’t though.

10.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've seen worse bunnies

10.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

That he felt the need to embarrass her on a global scale.

10.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do I enjoy cooking, yea, obviously.

Do I want to make dinner again, absolutely not.

10.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 23    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Could also be a very short form of “it’s a mutt”

10.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Heated Rivalry because I think everyone could use a little smut.

10.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i don’t know what you just said but i liked it and reposted it because your my best friend and i love you

10.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 128    🔁 32    💬 3    📌 1

Get ‘em, {name redacted}.!

10.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clearly, the raw power of Heated Rivalry terrifies Trump.

09.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I also like you 🤫

09.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because it was REALLY great?

09.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’ll never catch meeeee!

03.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cigarettes should be sold in singles.

03.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

A good opportunity to watch trash tv and catch up on your reading.

A bit dramatic though. Could have just booked a holiday.

03.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Enjoy the princess treatment and get some rest 😘

03.02.2026 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no! Hope your surgery goes well today.

Is it the same ankle as last time?

02.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolutely nothing 🙂

25.01.2026 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This show is now my whole personality.

25.01.2026 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Therapy brought to you by melted cheese.

22.01.2026 17:44 — 👍 60    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 0

I never thought I would see the day when I found some respect for the literal dumbest Canadians who managed to drive across the 2nd largest country in the world in the middle of winter, shut down our capital for a month and stop over 3 billion $ of goods from crossing the border (this is a subskeet)

14.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a Heated Rivalry / Shoresy conspiracy to make Wolf Parade a thing again.

Here for it.

05.01.2026 03:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My only criticism of Heated Rivalry is that the landscape driving 2 hours out from the Ottawa airport was very wrong.

Other than that, perfection.

05.01.2026 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't do an official poll here, but a subject came up on another site... So research!!!
(This is for ladies, I suppose)

Guys with a thigh tattoo:
A. Hot
B. Not
C. Depends on the guy
D. Depends on the tattoo
E. Nobody cares, Coach

29.12.2025 20:06 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

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