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@danismashingit.bsky.social

Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. I could probably build bananas in America.

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Latest posts by danismashingit.bsky.social on Bluesky

I dunno, it might have more to do with you deciding to start your day with calling a woman you don’t know a bitch.

13.10.2025 14:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PSA to check your child’s candy this Halloween. There might be raisins in there and no one deserves that.

09.10.2025 07:13 — 👍 42    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0

Only 997,200 more followers to get to 1 million. Thanks everyone!

08.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Happy Birthday!

07.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also, it was Bowen Yang that started the Travis and Taylor are redwood trees discourse and this is Las Culturistas erasure, oh fuck am I crashing out?!?!?

05.10.2025 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you had told me a week ago that Taylor Swift would use The Jackson Five to detail getting her back blown out, I would have said yeah, that makes sense to me now that you mention to it.

05.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too many bitches are stuck at the restaurant.

05.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Turns out my dick's bigger" - Taylor Swift, 2025

03.10.2025 04:17 — 👍 202    🔁 28    💬 3    📌 2

No one:....

Taylor Swift: Moist.

03.10.2025 12:45 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

30 days behind is a tight ship.

I’ve seen 6 months or that person no longer works here and you by coincidence found them at new place for new matter which jogged our memory, here’s your bill.

02.10.2025 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[redacted your field] are fun because they never bill on time so they almost never send out payment requests.

02.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Year end on Halloween is madness. Or run by witches.

02.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
I'm an accountant - (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Lu Lyrics I'm an accountant - (Lyrics)

Also.

02.10.2025 03:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But you gotta get those billings in?

02.10.2025 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Guys! It’s Q4!

Why aren’t you more excited?!?!?!?!??

@gooseegg.bsky.social

02.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

💦

02.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I believe you have my address.

02.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Spooktacular Creations Adult Inflatable Dinosaur Costume, Riding a Raptor, Printing T-rex Air Blow-ups with Light Eyes

🙂

02.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed

02.10.2025 01:54 — 👍 5153    🔁 1008    💬 64    📌 19

My husband bought an inflatable raptor costume that you sort of ride, horseback style, and this afternoon he and my kid took turns chasing each other around the house. That’s pretty fun.

02.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Canadians have a unique, three-week window where it's socially acceptable to wear a parka with shorts. It's called "The Great Compromise," and we don't like to talk about it.

30.09.2025 00:18 — 👍 22    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0

Sneaky devil.

30.09.2025 21:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hence the delay in sparkling.

30.09.2025 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care 😉

30.09.2025 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did I paint my nails orange?

Yes I did.

Will I be adding a coat of glitter? Let’s say, Thursday-ish.

Also yes.

30.09.2025 01:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Is anyone else’s brain like

Fall
Fallin
Fallin in love
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again
Fall in love again and again

?

29.09.2025 03:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

living the dream: shoveling butter chicken into my mouth at 10:42 am

26.09.2025 14:42 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

What are the chances of catching lightning in a bottle twice, Mark?

24.09.2025 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wouldn’t kick it out of bed.

24.09.2025 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck yeah.

24.09.2025 03:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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