Ellie, 2.0

I hate the casting of Wuthering Heights but obviously I will see it in theaters immediately. Heathcliffe should have been Riz Amed and I haven’t quite settled on who my dream Cathy would be but it isn’t her. Olivia Cooke?
Just run Sound of Metal again, honestly.

Yet each man kills the thing he loves
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!
- Oscar Wilde, The Ballad of Reading Gaol

If love loves,
There is no world
Nor word.
All is lost
Save thought of love
And place to dream.
You love me?
I love you.
You are, then, cold coward.
Aye; but, beloved-
- Stephen Crane, The Black Riders and Other Lines

it took making fun of that little paul dano boy on a podcast to snap the populace out of hypnotic curse miramax warlocks placed on them decades ago

He casts good actors and they just…do what they would normally because they’re good. The man does not challenge actors into unusual choices because he is exclusively focused on 1) visuals, 2) shock value, 3) needle drops, & 4) feet

What other opinions does Quentin Tarantino have about the leads of iconic Lifetime movies?
(Also while I do not stan Paul Dano, if we are pretending that QT is a director with a keen eye for performance we have all lost the plot.)

The fucking *arrogance* to bring your illicit drugs with you on the trip where you expect to be indicted AND hire a videographer to trail you? This fucking man

The really potent hateration touch in this series is all the talking heads they lined up to be like, “Oh, yeah, for sure he was a violent sexual monster but we also have to talk about how he’s an absolute dog shit rapper”

Flu cases are way up compared to this time last year. If you aren’t an anti-vax crackpot, I’d suggest getting your jab.

I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

An entire episode based around the metaphor that Sean & Christian’s adult failson Matt is medical waste? God bless Nip/Tuck

So good! Plus my sister’s high school boyfriend was a taekwondo instructor and thus Mortal Kombat was a major part of my childhood. (He was too cheap to take her on dates so they just watched movies at our house.)

Oh, damn…I *loved* Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. He was so good in everything but I especially loved him in The Man in the High Castle. RIP, king

Pride (2014) ⭐ 7.8 | Biography, Comedy, Drama 1h 59m | R

I find this incredibly soothing and cozy despite the fact of Margaret Thatcher’s existence! www.imdb.com/title/tt3169...

Marie’s Crisis
Fixing a sink drain
Aaron Tveit singing “We Are Never Getting Back Together”
Cyrano (2021)
Brokeback to the Future

God damn, Tupac was so handsome.

(Yes, I’m watching that 50 Hates Diddy doc)

It is 23 fucking degrees. Why do I keep being surrounded by people with mid-August, sour-ass BO?

Despite the MTA providing me ample opportunities for exposure therapy, I remain randomly cripplingly afraid of falling down subway stairs

And no fucking trees or tall buildings

Wind blew my earbud straight off my ear! This area of Brooklyn has dark magic.

no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.

It is going to take me so long to get to this show tonight 😫 *and* kind of a lot of above ground walking even though it’s 19 degrees

Chicken is just really not sparking joy for me lately

the hater's council just vetoed this actually.

"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.

"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members

Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.

honestly shocked at the lack of wagon-circling around hegseth, though considering trump staffs his cabinet exclusively with rats duct-taped to kitchen knives I suppose it was inevitable they’d lunge at the first whiff of blood

We are all just racing to the grave and it truly does not matter, but I will accept the slight serotonin boost on this Tuesday night

Just saw a video of an actress I quite like & it made me look up her age. She’s one year younger than me (👵🏻). She looks great! However, on balance I do think I look younger, so…💅🏻

The fucking steak he makes for the dog still wrecks me.