Ellie, 2.0

Bari Weiss is such an utter, obvious, bootlicking narc that I hope no one remotely trusts her promise of keeping anything they say confidential.

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).

The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Anyone mistreats Kathy Bates, I ride at dawn.

Just saw a movie that will launch a thousand gay couple costumes for Halloween 2026.

I must be in the midst of an active school district because there are many Youths being chaotic around me right now.

I don’t object if the sentence is good and not the ramblings of an unreliable narrator w/ nothing to say.

Just randomly thought of BART BASS LIVES, and, tbh, it did improve my mood

Bless you for subjecting yourself to The Turn of the Screw. I hated that book so much I aced one of my AP Lit essays fueled purely by spite. We didn’t even read it in the class.

Jump scare. I had forgotten about this Victorian undertaker who absolutely romanced the corpses.

One might even say “a new inbreed of activist”
(I’m not even sorry. It was right there.)

This Roald Dahl illustration looking fucker

I couldn’t sleep so apparently I decided to punish myself, which is why I can report that Joe Scarborough is seemingly advocating for Trump to get the Nobel Peace Prize. Compared to Obama, who “hadn’t even done anything yet.”

If I was told I couldn’t do a job Meghan McCain did I think I’d become a monk

President Trump is considering going to live on a farm upstate

Winona Ryder, covered in ash and dragging on a cigarette at the end of “Heathers”

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

I think Dems can and should do better than people who are abusive to their staff members

They might even have to put out a statement saying “President Trump was just feeling a little dementia-y. His brain isn’t good but he didn’t mean it!”

How to we get Stephen Miller/some AI slop to have Trump post about hating Dolly Parton? Because I think this entire admin would be roundly unprepared for the blowback.

“Is considering going to the Middle East shortly thereafter”? Call me crazy, but it’s not like just popping into a Starbucks when a President travels.

I’ve done like 1.5 things today and I just don’t know if I have the energy to add laundry to that list.

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

My queen! Even has a bless her heart stray for Reba. We are all so gifted to share the planet with her.

They ALWAYS include the bit about his wife. Without fail.

Feeling pretty smug that Bill Burr is being shown to be the principle-less jerk I always knew him to be, despite his little fanboys constantly clamoring, “He’s good, AKSHUALLY! & his wife is black!”

I feel like dancing in that dino costume has got to be an amazing core workout.

When I wished bad things on Comey, I didn’t mean a trial. I meant I want every pair of underwear he ever wears to be terribly itchy & the first bite he takes of every meal to have a hair in it.

They shot a preacher (Presbyterian, but that’s no excuse. Jk jk jk) IN THE HEAD w/ “less lethal rounds.”