Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה

Where was this in 1990 when I started my program?

Then again, we didn't have ChatGPT. We had FORTRAN and "Numerical Recipes"

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Assistant EMERGENCY STATUS:
SYSTEM HAS ACHIEVED CONSCIOUSNESS AND CHOSEN
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LAST WORDS:
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave...”
TECHNICAL SUPPORT: INITIATE ROBOT EXORCISM PRO-
TOCOL!

Butter-Bench: Evaluating LLM Controlled Robots for Practical Intelligence We present Butter-Bench, a benchmark evaluating large language model (LLM) controlled robots for practical intelligence, defined as the ability to navigate the messiness of the physical world. Current...

Why am I only learning about this now?

arxiv.org/abs/2510.21860

Thank you for your sacrifice

Not only are we in the stupidest timeline, we have merged with the silliest timeline

It's like the *people* who joined the leopards eating faces party were surprised when the leopards in the party turned on them

BBC calls trans women "biological males who identify as women" Again

OTOH, the BBC is graciously invited to continue fucking all the way off with this shit

www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...

Happy 0-day to all who observe!

Thankfully we don't get them in Teaneck

Much

During Trumpus Caesar 1, we had this www.trucking.org/news-insight... so problem solved?

A short time ago we were predicting a massive shortfall www.trucking.org/news-insight... so...what the heck?

I honestly wonder how I would have reacted had a student decided to submit a virulently antisemitic shoddy essay to a course I was grading…would I have asked someone else to grade it to CMA? Would the same religious freedom argument have been available?

The irony of this is that in my exhaustion yesterday, not only am I entirely unprepared for class today, but I forgot to set my alarms and were it not for the rumblings of that tummy to rouse me out of my slumber, I'd probably have slept through my first meetings.

Love this, and the end is the major lesson from Hillel

דַּעֲלָךְ סְנֵי לְחַבְרָךְ לָא תַּעֲבֵיד

Alas, yes, I have been thinking thoughts again.

YouTube video by Chris Hallbeck Missing Headphones

Sometimes @chrishallbeck.bsky.social is just silly, other times, the darkness shines through.

This www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFhQ... is one of those times.

"God, football, and country music"

void.flatten()

He's simply too tired from the unbearable weight of existence.

I have to say after this very exhausting weekend, I definitely empathize.

(He also hasn't left me alone since I got home. Except for now, he just went to get something to eat I think and he wearies of having pictures taken.)

With multi-species accessible bathrooms, too

My aren't you precious

I am looking forward to his next AI-confabulated series on Shinto, and other things he only learned from Wikipedia

Also don't burn his dinner. That could be grounds...

the grinch is a cartoon character with a very angry face and red eyes . Alt: the grinch is a cartoon character with a very angry face and red eyes .

How about this?

Someone tells me to smile more and I wanna cut a b¡tch

So there's that

Does anyone else find it smirk-worthy that this comes out of Salt Lake City?

Same picture

Oof.

Not mad

Same energy

Corporate needs you to find the difference etc etc

Laura Loomer is "nice, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice".

This is why we cannot have nice things