The Adjuster Stan Account

Corporate media, a play in 3 acts

Wonder what could've inspired this??

How interesting that all the other outlets edited out his scathing critique of the healthcare industry

People are disappointed that the guy was just doing it for weirdo reasons and not because of class consciousness but the class consciousness was literally the friends we made along the way. It was everyone in america saying that dickhead deserved it. It was us all along.

my neck
my back
my CEO attack

Mistakes were made...😞

we can have a vibrant community of trans people or we can have Singal and his followers

maybe that’s not a choice you want to make as a platform, but if you don’t make it the trans people will make it for you by leaving

IFIFY

who would win, a 60,000 member police department with an 11 billion dollar budget, or one motivated dude with a backpack full of monopoly money

I like to imagine that the NYPD isn’t panicking and just posting any image of completely unrelated guys in hooded jackets wearing masks but instead that he had a series of similar costume changes prepared.

BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it

Interesting hypothesis, let's increase our sample size

(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination

That's the cure for female loneliness

The greatest burden is intermittently dreading the poors rising up

I'm as upset about the Water Wars as anyone else, but I still don't think violence is the answer. The people who bottle up all the water and force us to sell our children into slavery for a single drop are NOT the problem. It's more a systemic thing

"Adams said the NYPD does not want to release the suspect’s name at this time.

'If we do, we are basically giving a tip to the person we are seeking and we do not want to give him an upper hand at all,' Adams said."

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the suspect knows his name.

If we just murder everyone who shamelessly puts profits over people, where does it stop?

Guys you don't get it Brian Thompson was just following orders! He didn't do anything wrong he was just acting under the orders of capitalism he's not a murderer he just controlled the system we are all forced to use while he profits off it don't you see he's innocent

people in the media are always like "this country is too divided. we need to come together and find common ground" and then when that happened this week they all started sobbing and saying "nooo not like that!!"

My biggest upsets of the weekend: Clemson over SMU, Syrian rebels over Assad, and the Wizards over the Nuggets.

by Chris Cillizza

Wouldn't it be funny if #TheAdjuster was hiding from the cops in the room they store all the untested SA kits? It's the perfect spot, because the police will never actually look there.

#Deny #Defend #Depose

if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome

Mission update: objective 12.5% complete

Mission success lessons from #TheAdjuster:
- Cash is King
- Know your weapon
- Don't stop shooting
- No pocket tracking device (cell phone)
- Flash your roguish smile at the CCTV while somehow also preventing facial recognition

Maybe these people don’t need to make this kind of money, to deny healthcare to others.
#DenyDefendDepose

I did NOT have "America suddenly rediscovers class consciousness" on my post-election bingo card