Minda Haas Kuhlmann

My choices are "never take a video of my toddler daughter as she grows" or "buy a whole new phone" and it is maddening!

It should have been between 10-12 GB

I think phone storage calculations are a scam. Last night I deleted over a thousand photos and dozens of videos, including really long ones. At the end of it I went to empty the trash and my phone said I had freed up

Less than half a gig??? So my phone is still so full I can't take any video?? 😡

Don't ask me for a fucking dime, in the Zohran for NYC fonts

These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

dems making my mom lose her paychecks for six fucking weeks only to give up on the aca subsidies anyways at a moment when they have immense public pressure and trump is fucking getting booed in public jesus christ

if the Democrats are willing to accept this deal, in particular, i don't think a single Senator should make it through their primary. this just makes health inequity worse and lets Trump send out checks with his name on them!

football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

I want to reiterate that gambling addiction is incredibly destructive and if you're trying to apply logic to it you likely won't find it. Addictions are irrational. Saying “I don't get why someone would do this” is applying non-addict thinking and it won't help you understand.

Why did it have to be Paris? Do writers of this genre not know there are other cities (with other restaurant and café sets available!!)? We already have Emily In Paris! Belly could have gone anywhere!

The Baby was randomly up for a while just now (teething one of the last two?) so I've finished the penultimate episode of Bellemily in Paris

'Zohran for New York' macro image quoting from King of the Hill "That's My Purse I Don't Know You"

I think I'll finish it tonight honestly

I don't know what other show @corishell.bsky.social have talked about (derogatory) more than this one, especially season 3. I live for it

I am deep in the 3rd season of The Summer I Turned Pretty, and even installed Prime Video on my phone so I could watch it in bed.

Is it a good show? Do I recommend it?

Noooo

But if you watch it I will text you about it, hotline is open 24/7

Adam Conover did something really similar not long ago and it's fine? Sometimes people get offered money for something and are blind to the ways it sucks. It happens and her response is perfect. Her haters are going to get mileage out of this, but they're sad weirdos anyway.

I lied, one more repost from the Zohran sign generator.

That's the BEST light ever omg. We had like 20 minutes of it here yesterday and I just kept gazing at everything

Downloading this pic for future reference for L. Very near future, she's growing so fast 😭

Hell yeah!

5:13 AM Hey hey hey, I hope you are so wel!!!! What have you been doing today? I don't want to be offensive or unfriendly, but could you imagine to send one of your panties you don't wear anymore? I wish you a fantastic day and week!!!! (his name) 6:59 PM Hi I thought you were insanely attractive! Are you in the market for a new chair by any chance? 12:49 PM Hi, hey, sorry for the direct question, but I could see your tits? You're a damn work of art. 6:16 PM I wanna undress you with my teeth 6:00 PM Beautiful face, can I cum on ur pictures? 1:18 AM I'd love to feel those lips one way or another 1:25 PM Damn I'd love to slide into more than just your DMs;) m25 bwc 6:14 AM You are so beautiful can I please be your slave 3:07 PM I wanna lick and sniff your feet 10:47 PM

When dudes ask "how can women be lonely when she has hundreds of men messaging?"

The messages:

I'm still not over that quote. No one should have to audition! For food access!!

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Can't spell expertise without pie!

Again I just know the major grocery chains sent the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to go upside everyone's head.

Food Security | New Visions Homeless Services We believe no one should have to audition for food access, and food security is the heartbeat of our mission.

Shoutout to New Visions Homeless Services in Council Bluffs, where the only requirement for getting a meal 3x a day or food from their drive-up pantry is to show up. No questions, no means testing.

"We believe no one should have to audition for food access" 😭🥹
www.newvisionshs.org/foodsecurity

I honestly think the demand was WAY lower than they were expecting. You'll probably get one with no trouble, and it's a frozen product anyway so you can freeze it til your office occasion!

I'm doing it, it's happening right now

It's so endearing!

Exactly!! Extreme Momming 😂