Capn B

beige.party A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

If you're mad about ICE getting allowed and blue-checked over here, for your consideration: fedi.tips

I know, I know, it's cliche to invoke John Mastodon every time bsky fucks up but it feels like they're doing that a lot these days! I'm a huge fan of beige.party , fuckaas.space and jorts.horse

They will never understand why we say they're parts of the same exact machine, even when they tell us.

Baby Beluga (Freedom Fighter Edition)

Imagined victimhood is a foundational tenet of fascism. Persecution fantasies permeate conservative politics. Their great oppressors include racial diversity, science, drag brunch, children's literature, public education, N-95 masks, electric cars, medicine, the rule of law, empathy, and Ms. Rachel.

NYC Wegmans is storing biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces The supermarket chain says it’s a move to ensure shopper safety. Surveillance experts warn of privacy risks.

Wegmans in New York City has begun collecting biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces from anyone who enters its supermarkets

this whole piece is fascinating but this section really stuck out to me as why so many people are the way they are. they project trump himself onto themselves, and he is their identity. an attack on trump is a direct attack on them

Mastodon post from @Jeanlucbacardi@jorts.horse: Bluesky mods when someone calls me slurs: I sleep Bluesky mods when I insult the person calling me slurs: 24 hour suspension

Come hang out on jorts.horse (or beige.party or fuckaas.space)

Noah S. McKinnon (@nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party) 8.88K Posts, 240 Following, 336 Followers · I’ve got a to-do list longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song. Teacher by trade, classicist by training, baseball fan by calling, Communist by choice. Mem...

come find me! laserdisc.party/@nsmckinnon

Not just unrepentant, but straight up saying the critics are disgusting.

A nazi in a skull mask with only eyes visible.

Three nazis standing like very nervous children in matching outfits / skull masks.

A skull mask wearing nazi. A tattoo above his left eye is visible.

A very frightened looking nazi in a skull mask.

On Fri night 10/17, three skull masked white dudes (people who interacted with them guessed them to be late teens / early 20's) in matching outfits showed up trying to intimidate people. They openly stated they were white supremecists. They were surrounded and then escorted out by cops to safety.

Two completely fucking useless dudes wearing jackets / hoods / faces masked standing on lime scooters.

A close up of one Nazis eyes, since his face is covered. Brown eyes, dark hair, looks punchable.

A mask nazi looking at the ground and showing off a hate that shows a fishing hook looking symbol on a camo hat.

three nazi assholes siege heiling at night on the edge of a protest

PDX Community Alert:

Over recent nights, Portland has seen nazis showing up to nightly protests at ICE. Tonight, three of them were shouting "heil hitler" into megaphones and seig heiling. Two of them were seen on 10/17, tagging along with three other skull-masked nazis and threatening people.

i still think the defining moment of the obama administration, for me, is when an abolitionist asked about trans women in women's prisons during a presser. the rest of the press pool booed her and she was removed. after, obama said "not in my house" and everyone cheered.

Brandon Johnson called for a general strike and AWS was like I got you king

the leopards loving and supporting you party

king toot uncommon :bc: 🏴 (@capn_b@beige.party) 270 Posts, 360 Following, 277 Followers · Traded from mastodon.online for a third-round draft pick and cash considerations. code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that...

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imagine admitting you use chatgpt. imagine paying for chatgpt.

Hell yes

I believe the word you were looking for is "violation"

fuckaas space we're here you fuckaas bich

If you're looking to give Mastodon another chance I'd recommend the following:

on android get moshidon, on iOS get metatext

If you're posting the same kinda freak shit I'm posting (bad jokes and leftism), join one of these servers:

- beige.party
- fuckaas.space
- jorts.horse

It's easy now fr

J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.

MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)

maybe it's time to move your nonprofit off of salesforce and to a crm that isn't complicit in advancing fascism

Cachorrinho branco peludinho pequenininho usando uma bandana vermelha sentada de frente pra foto no sozinha no banco do metrô

Indo resolver coisas de adulto

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

You know what? I had a whole scathing skeet written about this fucking day of remembrance and I deleted it because this isn't a place I feel comfortable expressing myself. Back to Mastodon with me

Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Portland right now.

mariners win and advance to the american league championship series

THAT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING BOYS OH MY GOD

"Couch Street"

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

Congratulations to America's Team: The Toronto Blue Jays

Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate