Greg

“Back in my day we weren’t all best friends…wait no not like that”

It’s sort of nice how much free time I’ve gained from the Kings this year. Didn’t even think about turning on the game tonight.

Me: one, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war

Congress: c- can he do that?

Just the facts. This front office made moves this summer they thought would propel us firmly back into the play-in! This front office and ownership lack the foresight to plan or execute a tank.

@gwiss.bsky.social @johnbull.wtf idk if you all saw this but I’ve been laughing at “pure ass hoops” all morning

We’ll only need to pretend New Orleans and Minneapolis are in the western US

This is neat

today is like the super bowl for snacks

The drone on a luge run is awesome

Nope. Time for a binge!

i imagine it is very tempting for curlers to just whip that rock down there as hard as they can and clonk everything around a bit

i hadn’t considered the penis enhancement was an inspector gadget scenario

Hate when I’m cornered by a dance gang in an alleyway and my shoulders start going crazy. Hate retaliating to their interpretive violence

Running, golf

@justinverrier.bsky.social had a bar on the Ringer NBA Group Chat in reference to the Clippers (but it fits for every team):“They’re selling cap space as a plan, but cap space is never a plan, it’s a dream.”

“This simply cannot stand”

Shout out to the free samples lady who gave me the Heimlich

It’s depressing to hear that Ian McKellen will be playing Gandalf again. Surely he’s hogged the role for long enough and it’s time to give Timothée Chalamet a turn

please dont put that i got booed at the olympics in the newspaper

The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything

If you time things just right, you can catch the bus

[them incredibly frustrated with me]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[me equally frustrated with me]

I DON’T KNOW

I say it every four years: Curling should be on tv more often than just during by the Olympics.

one of my favorite things about the winter olympics is when a skier or snowboarder blows my mind with athletic feats of daring that would literally kill regular folks. and then they remove their mask and are ALSO the Most Beautiful Person Alive

I have many questions that I will not be seeking answers to

I like the idea that, if allowed, we’d get to see people in wingsuits with skis

Giannis cleaned up this last week on all the “where does giannis get traded” bets

Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset