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Probably what elicited the biggest laugh from me watching the new naked gun movie was Liam neeson saying β€œshe had the type of bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown”

10.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
McClouth's Spanish brings clubhouse together
YouTube video by FOX Sports McClouth's Spanish brings clubhouse together

Damn wasn’t that hard to find: youtu.be/ReDF79T4fcM?...

09.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could find the video of one of his teammates saying that his real name is Manuel Peralta

09.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking into this

09.02.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/phil...

09.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/insi...

09.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something like β€œtogether we stand”?

09.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes and then the next add was about piss lmao

09.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Toyota one was indistinguishable from AI slop

08.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most hilarious content right now: people posting loudly, sincerely and very seriously about watching a Kid Rock performance. Bless their little, non-existent hearts πŸ€—

08.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
The cat β€œhas a hat for every occasion” and is wearing a little top hat

The cat β€œhas a hat for every occasion” and is wearing a little top hat

I think everyone in my office just heard me say β€œoh c’mon” when I got to this part

06.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The 2 most normal people from Saguenay QuΓ©bec

06.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rathergood The Lair Of The Crab Of Ineffable Wisdom

I can’t really begin to describe the whiplash of being a young teen and finding what seemed like the most unhinged flash animations on rathergood.com turn into advertising I saw on TV: www.eater.com/23797910/qui...

06.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good ol’ Channel 17

06.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Former dodgers prospect Andy LaRoche

Former dodgers prospect Andy LaRoche

Let’s remember some Andy Dodgers; here’s Andy LaRoche who I’ll always remember for being traded to get Manny Ramirez.

06.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got ham / but I’m not a hamster

05.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Has he returned from his trip to Norway yet? I get that he and wife aren’t getting any younger for IVF, but him flying out while ICE was rolling into his state isn’t a good look imo

02.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One underrated detail i’m just realizing after repeated viewings is that the guys are wearing matching outfits, i’m losing it all over again

31.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so I just practiced while being snowed in today and if I’m pantomiming holding a spoonful of soup, I’m also able to whistle

26.01.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact is that I cannot normally whistle under any circumstances, unless I’m trying to cool down hot food/drinks

26.01.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jonathan chode

26.01.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Pride of Wallingford

26.01.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tom Brady Shares Sunset Photo with Fleetwood Mac Lyrics Hours After Ex Gisele BΓΌndchen Pregnancy News Tom Brady has shared an Instagram Stories post amid news that his ex-wife, Gisele BΓΌndchen, is expecting her first child with her boyfriend, Joaquim Valente. BΓΌndchen and Brady finalized their divorce...

the only time I’ve ever felt a kinship with Tom Brady is when he was posting Fleetwood Mac lyrics on his instagram: people.com/tom-brady-sh...

26.01.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who grew up in Southern California in the 90s, reading this track list is like Proust taking a bite of that Madeleine

21.01.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
sprung monkey "get em outta here"
YouTube video by GEOFFMOORESTUDIO sprung monkey "get em outta here"

Yeah if not for Blink 182, this is the most San Diego band to have ever existed: youtu.be/yVg5_gCeBRQ?...

21.01.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably can add Windward onto the list

19.01.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They saw the #17 on his jersey and that’s it lmao

19.01.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Golden promise #2 β€œCabinet members are free from active sores and lesions”

18.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I still lived at my old spot in the Irish channel, I would’ve asked my neighbors who always threw their wing bones onto the sidewalk for some recommendations

17.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe the rays have jettisoned all their Lowes this offseason

16.01.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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