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This morning my ChatGPT quota was inexplicably exhausted.

It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode somehow got activated when I went to bed.

The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.

#InternetOfShit #Enshittification #Enmierdificación

a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it Alt: JD Vance persiguiendo a un sofá con aviesas intenciones.

J. D. Vance: la persona de Ohio más odiada desde Jeffrey Dahmer.

Que un futbolista sin muchos estudios diga magufadas y cuñadeces acientíficas me parece menos preocupante que el que no pueda encontrar en mi ciudad ni una sola farmacia que no venda homeopatía, teniendo en cuenta que de las farmacias el responsable es una persona con estudios superiores.

Vaya por Dios. Ya se me ha caído otro monóculo al ponche.

¿Cómo? ¿Que alguien intentó usar la IA para abaratar y le acabó saliendo mal, más caro y tuvo que rehacerlo desde cero con humanos? Me pinchas y no sangro.
www.gamesindustry.biz/ai-was-an-ex...

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

Hoy no es el Día de la Hispanidad, sino el de la Hispanipapá. Basta de anglicismos.

La Turra™ que están dando con el impacto en la infancia y la juventud de las pantallas. Pero la IAg guay ¿eh?, no preocuparse. La IAg hay que meterla hasta en la sopa. Mientras la chavalada solo use las pantallas para eso*, todo bien.

*Eso=Saltarse todos los pasos importantes para el aprendizaje.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Todos los que hemos dado inglés en Infantil sabemos que esto es así 😂🤣

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

The Simpsons just gave us the new name for ai/LLM:

Las consecuencias de traducir y doblar una publicidad con IA sin supervisión humana. SIN FILTRO, TETES.

"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat. People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

@wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social

Five raccoons sit on corner bench seating around a table.

one of us either needs to take grandma to the optometrist or tell her no more cats

[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking] 1 SOCRATES: Plato.. PLATO: Yes Socrates? 2 SOCRATES: Can you tell me, are you human? PLATO: Why… yes, Socrates 3 SOCRATES: And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is? PLATO: Um, yep 4 SOCRATES: So you can tell me, then 5 [Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel] SOCRATES: *Is that a chariot*? 6 PLATO: Well that’s more just a bit of wheel 7 SOCRATES: So not a *chariot*. PLATO: No. 8 SOCRATES: [Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes] So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*? 9 PLATO: Well you can’t tap any of them really 10 SOCRATES: So are we not human? PLATO: ‘Spose not. 11 [Bleak pause] 12 PLATO: I’ll get the hemlock SOCRATES: Yeah [ends]

Lo peor del PP no es ni la corrupción ni la ineptitud: es la desvergüenza.

Lo peor del PP no es ni la corrupción ni la ineptitud: es la desvergüenza.

Bueno, pues aquí está: análisis, crítica, destripe y todo lo demás sobre la última ovra mahestra de Dan! Brown, El último secreto.

www.larealidadestupe...

Hay otro más: archive.org

AI is not killing jobs, US study finds Research shows little evidence that cutting-edge tech such as chatbots is putting people out of work

Era evidente: quienes más decían que la IA estaba quitando puestos de trabajo eran quienes tenían más interés económico en vender la IA como algo que puede quitar puestos de trabajo y maquillar sus despidos habituales.

Es el discurso de siempre: venderla como algo que funciona.

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Qué vergüenza. Qué modo de blanquear el racismo y el nazismo.
Y además, con un sentido de la oportunidad inmejorable: la misma semana que se han hecho públicas las acusaciones de abuso sexual a menores del patriarca de la familia y que el hijo aparece en las listas de visitas de la isla de Epstein.

Qué vergüenza. Qué modo de blanquear el racismo y el nazismo.
Y además, con un sentido de la oportunidad inmejorable: la misma semana que se han hecho públicas las acusaciones de abuso sexual a menores del patriarca de la familia y que el hijo aparece en las listas de visitas de la isla de Epstein.

Lo peor es cuando están en tu propia familia cercana y no puedes ni ignorarlos ni alejarte de ellos.

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