Crowsa Luxemburg

"They're kidnapping my children!"
"Don't worry, we're documenting it!"

ah, this was what got me back into reading fantasy as an adult, great stuff

in retrospect we should probably have known something was up when they made that AI-generated advert of the Omelas kid promoting kaiser permanente

i mean, maybe i'm too quick to judge. Maybe if i was offered £10,000 by a convicted child sex trafficker as a loan i'd never have to pay back i'd be like "ah, what the heck go on then" you can't say for sure

slipping a waymo out of the country on a 5am flight

WAYMO FAIL THEORY TEST. WAYMO NEVER GOING TO TAKE ROOMBA TO SENIOR PROM.

waymos should be subject to the same laws as any other drivers: if you kill a kid you should get 6 points on your license and an 18-month driving ban

what happens when a waymo gets 12 points on its license

Question: In "Back to the Future", What does Deloriane use to travel back in time ?

data centres in the US got hit by a snowstorm and it took tiktok down for a week while they repaired them how much worse is that going to be when you need to wait for a launch window

[leaping up to the podium and grabbing the mic] ZOZO TOWN

this is so goddamn good how have i never read it before

hey, i just want to apologise to the woman walking her dog in princes st gardens today i laughed when you called him and he joyfully bounded across wet mud to get to you and you wailed "No!" it was a laugh of solidarity, not mockery

ME, A COMMITTED DIALECTICAL MATERIALIST: long-running historical forces saw their shadow today and predicted 4 more weeks of winter

*hearing "kitchen lore" and imagining a chef cop and getting so immediately horny i fall over* i think i hauve salmonella

hey i don't think i said thank you for raving about i love my computer when it came out because i played it nonstop for like a month after that

his powerset so far implies line of sight restrictions

yeah but i've gotten used to it

all these women want me carnally.

not sure what that one dude is doing there i think he's lost

POV mfw someone is misusing a neologism

i ran the dishwasher at work today even though no one was there to see me do it

> ah girls my surgery got delayed again
> tell us what happened babe
> surgeon named in the Epstein files
> :(

doing "sex work is real work" for child trafficking is a hell of a punt

Denver. he's my friend and a whole lot more

*pausing video* that seems like a reasonable amount to pay for rent, i don't see any problems with this budget so far

Wes Streeting defends Lord Peter Mandelson's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein WES Streeting has defended Lord Peter Mandelson’s relationship with the late Jeffrey Epstein after it was revealed the Labour peer called the…

Just leaving this here

www.thenational.scot/news/2545164...

urgh the flashbacks, feeling like a competent adult because you did it before it went into the negative

CIA GUY WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FIRE THE BROWN NOTE LASER AT DONALD TRUMP AND MAKE HIM SHIT HIMSELF: idk it's like no-one even cares
CIA GUY WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FIRE THE BROWN NOTE LASER AT DONALD TRUMP AND MAKE HIM SHIT HIMSELF'S WIFE: i'm divorcing you

lmao

imagine someone quote-tweeting you but like 5 words at a time