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parents please check your kids halloween candy this week. last year a child found a failing streambank and compromised infrastructure inside a snickers bar.

be sure to check your halloween candy, i just found a “be sure to check your halloween candy” meme from 2021 in my bag

Remember kids, there is a limited amount of currency out there. Every dollar you own is a dollar the rest of the world lacks. Every billion dollars owned by a billionaire is a billion dollars the rest of the world lacks.

The roof of the Archenhold observatory in Berlin, prominently featuring its large and fully exposed telescope.

Why bother with spherage at all, hemi or otherwise?
I'm torn between referring to this style as 'indecent exposure' or 'Gun pointed at the heavens'.

Miss Piggy as Eowyn, Ernie and Bert as Legolas and Gimli respectively, Statler and Waldorf as Ringwraiths...

UKRAINE'S internal political upheavals?

...Does anyone remember that attempted coup by that penal mercenary commander Prigozhin, whom Putin had killed after negotiating a deal?

Many USians still don't seem to understand that they're the ones paying the tariffs. Many of them seem to think that their president placed a tax ON A FOREIGN NATION, and that he can just do that, of course.

His name is bärchen.

I remember the 90s. Some idiot in my tribe kept trying to melt rocks in the fire. Said he heard about people to the east who could melt certain rocks and shape them into all manner things, sharp, beautiful, or both. We sacrificed him to the-thing-that-lurks of course, as was the style at the time.

That crust looks amazing, kudos!

Mulch the rich!

Sure, but that point can be made without AI.

Don't stoop to his level with the AI shit.

"It didn't do me no harm!" said the angriest, most hateful person you know.

I've been 'shamed' for having a big TV despite not doing well financially.
I got that thing in the center aisle at Aldi for 99€, 6 or 7 years ago. It's a basic appliance, ffs.

What are cults, if not religious fanfics?

Top 5 reasons why GOOD THING NOW BAD!
Is it because kids these days would rather play with their tamagotchis than work 14 hour shifts in the mines? YES!
Does this opinion of yours have anything to do with the fact that your own children haven't talked to you since 1986? NO!

Halloween & Bio-engineering trick:
Don't make the eyes out of something that'll melt.

The press are cowardly suck-ups, always have been. They fear the consequences of asking powerful people 'unpleasant' questions. But as soon as they're facing someone who cannot harm them, they skip 'unpleasant' and go straight to 'cruel'.

I've been looking for a group! DnD, Pathfinder or WoD.

Nice try. The pressure equalization clearly jettisoned your scrunchy into the void first, liberating your luscious locks.

YouTube video by VickyOnTour Transporter bridge 'hanging ferry'

I never expected Rendsburg, Schleswig-Holstein to be relevant to anything ever, but...
www.youtube.com/shorts/KfT3N...

Don't worry, they're ethically sourced Lego figure bones.

Sylvester should definitely be Sylvie.

Most children surviving past childhood is a very recent development, historically. These guys really want medieval times back.

Why not make a statement by tearing the whole thing down permanently? Let those lazy welfare sponges (presidents) pay for their own housing!

And people tried to get these guys vaccinated, when they're clearly cured already?

a bunch of flags are flying in the wind with the words lennndrx.tumblr in the bottom right corner ALT: a bunch of flags are flying in the wind with the words lennndrx.tumblr in the bottom right corner

Just saying.

That's true, but they're left of the republicans, so from their point of view they might as well be maoists.

Fellas, is it moral to do activism?

Oh, so you hate small businesses?