jrempel

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Potoo bird looking like it's laughing

THEM: It's not funny. Please don't laugh.

ME:

(sea monster bio)

You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

Three million years of evolution from the Ledi jaw to your gentle heart has produced a brain of vast predictive skill designed to collapse upon itself in endless spirals of warning that the fire will burn and the tiger will bite and the darkness has weight and the thing you want most will be lost.

the anglosphere has a uniquely intense disdain for the natural world and it puts tremendous pressure on all of us to strip away every aspect of our being that connects us to it. in this way, sam altman is quite literally the embodiment of our culture

marijuana would get a medieval peasant high!

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Kazimir Malevich (Russian, 1879-1935)
Red Cavalry Riding, c. 1928-32
Oil on canvas
91 x 140 cm
Russian Museum

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Due to everything, I will not be doing anything at this time

every time the X vs. Bluesky discourse comes up the conversation eventually gets here and i'm amazed that it finds a way to continue afterwards

Remember to tell your children not to be rapists or they may suffer severe consequences like being removed as the 42nd next person in line to be King if 41 people die.

It’s getting so bad….we are acting like crabs in a bucket while white men are out here eating children and all of the earth’s resources.

It's so silly to pick Black people in another country to battle as Black people. The most unproductive thing to do. We have a lot better fish to fry. Like can we please do something about the white man? I don't know anybody who doesn't have a way bigger issue with him.

let's do the mother fucking news

A recreation of Van Gogh's Starry Night using overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter. White on black

🌌 gnbsky

Stay safe.
Sleep well.
Be kind.

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN

yellbug on tumblr: "me when i remember it all" Miss Piggy with her signature thousand yard stare.

Pilot over the intercom: behold.

I haven’t been on Facebook for like a decade but some of you are and you should probably know they are kinda secretly forcing a bot into your private groups that will just invite all of Facebook. Probably bad. Probably a massive safety and privacy breach.

man I wish people would find a better online advertising strategy than being as grotesque and offputting as possible

#birdbot

This is gonna sound patronizing but in my direct experience with maga people, I really do think a huge percentage of them have substance use disorders and/or traumatic brain injuries or cognitive dysfunctions like dementia that prevent them from thinking clearly. Idk what we do with those people

Is Canada related to Billy Crystal? Because we just won the legend of Curling’s Gold

i agree with sam altman: he should kill himself to save precious resources

Just an amazing string of coincidences that the Republican Party has so many pedophiles, pedophile enablers and pedophile protectors in its ranks.

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby