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If you piss on the tracks, you have no choice. You are out of pissing options, and you can't wait for others to materialize

Who hasn't sent his or herself an email of these type findings, at 2 p.m. on a Monday

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Doesn't "cherry-picking" emails necessarily involve not including other emails? How the fuck would they know what else is out there

Ok, so Actor Bill Pullman, Magician Penn Jillette and Nobel Prizewinning economist/psychologist Danny Kahneman walk into a bar,

Can somebody tell me if aurora borealis is in Broward County? I don't feel like getting off the couch

Don't wanna hang around in Putos Park after dark

Good thread below to catch up on some important Lore:

Brian Kelly slamming the table

"Please state your name for the court reporter."
"Brian Kelly"
"Mr. Kelly, can you state your current addre-"

NYT Spelling Bee informing me that Pavlovian is not in the game's word list

I am calling HORSESHIT on this one

A man who appears to be Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel tormenting a Bills fan outside Elbo Room

Mr. Incredible, of The Incredibles, determining he has time to drive someplace to do something

If they made an anime about offensive coordinators

Would like to see them triangulate Sunni and Shi'a perspectives

The Dallas Cowboys and Evan Bouchard are about the same, defensively

Shut up, asshole. I have no word for this.

Westlaw searches for "tree taco" not coming up with satisfactory answers yet, will keep digging

She would've killed it if she were head of CBS News during Covid. She would've gotten Dav Pilkey to discuss the toilet paper shortages

Trying to pick the manager who forgets the rule and IBBs Ohtani the 4th time for an auto-HR... Joe Espada I'm afraid

Its like a band being called The Cars... how the fuck did nobody else pull that off?

At least 17 batters old

Fry Tance

Tbf, the US government recruited Dr. Manhattan to explode a bunch of Vietnamese guys

And *you* can count on *me,* waiting for *you* in the parking lot...

How does the topic of Nazis keep coming up? "Gm everyone, let's get this bread. Btw do you guys have any opinions about Nazis/Nazism? I'm big into them and it's part of my personality"

Northwestern off to a fast start against Purdue

Day 1, I will mail everyone an eyepatch

I think the odds of getting off even the most mediocre punt + play prevent D is greater than trying 4th & 2 and potentially giving the other team enough time to get into FG range

A tweet from Andy Slater: NEW: Dolphins-Browns game in Cleveland could have 50-60 mph wind gusts. The National Weather Service says this is “certainly a system worth keeping an eye on” as a stronger storm may materialize. The current forecast: 94% chance of rain, 36 mph gusts, and 65 degrees.

Tua is gonna be playing in the conditions that sank the Edmund Fitzgerald, get your bets in now