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Maybe you can record her throwing the remote at the TV/ripping TV off the bracket, like Eagles fans do

You Can Do It... We Can Help.

Checking in on France/Czechia:

I bet we could text the millionaires a link to the video, make them do a captcha, etc.

So I guess the East Wing would've been destroyed either way

Would really confuse a few (perhaps all) episodes of Deadwood

Its called an action for an equitable accounting. For when you want an accounting of the Judge's past weekend

"Empty Bottle," but in real life

That's what happened in Atlanta when they named everything after Gerald Peachtree

Sorry Bove wanted his attorneys to violate the MRPC before it was cool. It doesnt change the fact that a prosecuting attorney lying to a court is a shocking derogation of rules of ethics

I understand, but tbh I've always considered the MRPC framed from a criminal defendant's perspective, or the perspective of litigants in a civil case. I've never thought of it from the government's perspective. I never figured the government would request their attorney lie to a judge.

"Jack Shep" is just two UK nicknames slapped together

I don't even like sports gambling, and I love Bad Beats. It reminds of why I dislike it so much.

Wow David Brooks very quickly posting new content at The Atlantic

What if I dont last the full hour

The "They Did Surgery on a Grape." of vests

That's no way to talk about Spencer Breslin, I'm sure he got bad direction

Something I noticed in all his Defector articles was that he always began in the first person. He always told right off the bat why something interested him, personally

Hell, even Shadeur Sanders made it first ballot

The NFL informed me via email that "Super Bowl LX Is Expected to Sell Out."

Huge, if true.

"Yeah I think *this* one is caf, and *this* one is decaf."
[Runs away, snickering]

The Fifth Circuit has accepted special, discretionary review [citation to be added]

"Rolling like thunder, under the covers" we can keep that line

THANK YOUR FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -DJT

Idk where the Bluesky PGA community is at but I peeked at ESPN and I have several Blades Brown questions

NYT Spelling Bee saying MEATGUN is not a recognized word

"That's not what your mother said last night, Trebek."

He's doing the "all movie posters are blue and orange," but as the President

Deferring all payments until after Trump d*es

I agree with everything you just said. But I *really* hate Miami so that has honestly affected some of my child-like wonderment at all the other excellent things that happened

the combination of "Holy cow, Indiana did it..." and "man, FUCK miami" has me ready to barge into work tomorrow to demand a raise