Sam Proctor

She’ll probably expect a promotion rather than a sacking for expressing these kinds of views.

What planet is he on if he thinks they don’t have telephones in N Korea?

They had no intention of doing real audits because that’s hard work. They thought they could just take a chainsaw and slash anything they deemed unnecessary. Like looking after vulnerable people.

Surely they don’t need to pay for them out of Council funds as the patriotic flagshagging community just put them up anyway? 🤷‍♀️

She reminds me of Leavitt but with eyebrows that have their own non speaking roles.

Liquidambar styraciflua

Liquidambar Envy. Went to visit a client today and check in on our new planting in the walled garden but this stunner stopped me in my tracks.

My tree of the week

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Hi Sarah, I just got back from a client - retired financier. He proudly claimed to have voted for Brexit, and still believes it was the right thing to do, and that trade with other parts of the world would outweigh the 4% loss to GDP (which he didn’t believe has happened anyway).Where do you start?

I feel sick. Is this where uk political discussion is now? 😱

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I’m particularly impressed by the war he stopped between Utrogestan and the rebel HRT forces

Ugh just not with Bergenia. No thank you!

How does an RMT member see Farage’s outfit as the way to a high tax and renationalising government?

"We believe the right to stay here must not be automatic, but that those who play their part should be able to earn that right" - does that apply to people who happen to have been born here?

People who are born instinctively knowing to pass the port to the left?

Let’s hope you weren’t wearing a dressing gown when this happened or this story will never go away.

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The ambassador’s supply of Ferrero Rocher is really limitless!

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I’m ashamed that fans from Tel Aviv can go around Europe chanting hate. Banning them seems a good first step but some reeducation seems necessary too.

Ad for snooty clothing brand ‘Eton’ in the middle of an article about growing inequality!

Great article & highly accurate on the source of many of our problems. What made me laugh most was the juxtaposition of your insightful text disdainful of inequality & the ad I was served in the middle for a clothing brand styled on the entitled nature of an elite school for millionaires’ children.

I think you’re absolutely right to be angry. I’ve been saying this for years - every single thing is viewed only in terms of how it will play out with either the red wall or the Tory membership or the electorate, and nobody ever stops to question if it will improve life for the people of the UK.

You’d be first in the nominations list.

Clear by Cary’s Davies

Absolutely loved this short but highly evocative novel recommended by @chrisbryant1962.bsky.social. Clear by Carys Davies is a beatlutiful but haunting story told sparingly but with such a delicate touch. Highly recommended.

I see your autumn colours and I raise them by the power of Sheffield Park’s autumn colours

This got me right in the feelz. 👏👏👏

Such a brilliant keeper of receipts! 👏

Reflections of autumn trees in tge lakes

Sheffield Park autumn peak

Autumnal reflections

Autumn foliage reflections

Forest bathing taken to a whole other level today at #SheffieldParkNT with sumptuous autumn colours turned up to eleven. #autumncolours

Agreed, rake them off the lawns as they will suffer, but collect them in leaf mould bags or nets or rake onto bare soil or planting beds.