Itβs cartoon head trauma rules. One bonk with a coconut = amnesia; second bonk with a coconut = memory restored
10.10.2025 17:19 β π 15 π 4 π¬ 2 π 1@josephsreed.bsky.social
Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend. he/him/his DC via VT
Itβs cartoon head trauma rules. One bonk with a coconut = amnesia; second bonk with a coconut = memory restored
10.10.2025 17:19 β π 15 π 4 π¬ 2 π 1normal people use the word "malefactors"
10.10.2025 17:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is a style of management which does this, almost entirely defined by its lack of sufficient theory of mind to understand how other people would react to this.
10.10.2025 15:00 β π 607 π 85 π¬ 10 π 1Once again: If you want to kill somebody, make sure to do it with a car
10.10.2025 13:15 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A+ headline
10.10.2025 00:22 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0No, you idiots, autism is stored in the balls
09.10.2025 23:59 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh I know a guy who lives in Brooklyn NJ
09.10.2025 22:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
In some ways this is the government now
08.10.2025 23:42 β π 10885 π 1509 π¬ 433 π 172All conspiracy theories eventually lead to antisemitism.
09.10.2025 17:45 β π 980 π 224 π¬ 42 π 12it's about him visiting the americas to minister to the nephites and lamanites
09.10.2025 14:58 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0- my freshman year in college
09.10.2025 03:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yo Gabba Gabba go to the polls
09.10.2025 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sleep is antifa
08.10.2025 20:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i don't think the news media believes that things actually happen anymore
they're only aware of people *saying* a thing happened, and perhaps some other people saying something different
but the thing itself? they all suddenly become hardline kantians: "no no no, we can't perceive the *noumenal*"
This chyron in any other age would have the general populace screaming.
08.10.2025 17:28 β π 108 π 31 π¬ 2 π 0photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
08.10.2025 13:44 β π 8853 π 2818 π¬ 200 π 209Mike Johnsonβs position is young pregnant American women shouldnβt have to wait before being turned away to die in the parking lot from an ectopic pregnancy the hospital is afraid to treat
08.10.2025 14:44 β π 6130 π 1360 π¬ 276 π 42literally the constitution!
08.10.2025 14:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0normal shit
08.10.2025 12:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
07.10.2025 23:44 β π 10664 π 4863 π¬ 193 π 330metaphor alert www.popville.com/2025/10/dont...
07.10.2025 18:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Senator Jim Banks V @SenatorBanks Follow g.. The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy" formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and l'm fighting to fix it. Zinited Statcs SScnate MASHNORON DEYNN October 6, 2025 an. Thow arewutn Socretary U.S. Department of Commerce Washington, DXC 20230 Dear Secretary Lutaick: I urge you to investigate and correct erroes from the 2020 Census that handed disproportionntd political power to Democrats and illogal alicns. The Census Burcau adoptod a now and opaque voting districts. As preparod by the Biden administration, the 2020 Censas roports miscountod the population of fourteen states, ' wrongly allocating six congressional scats aod Electoral xx conwuu tmora uy, toc taroro tu mot Δoo tnn Cunu lc pung t imber of votine districts. And the reoorts de aniovety inchaded ilecnl nhens widhout track those aliens' citiz enship status, If left uncorrected, these erroes will coetinue diluting the political power of American citizens. Consus data plays a crucial role in allocating political roprescntation and goverment funding Under the Constitution, cach state gets Congressional represcotutives and Electoeal College votes- based on "the whole number of persons" within the state." The number of persoes is in tum clabaabod by a consttubocalty-mandalcd dcccacaal ccavas. Pcual agcco nely on census data to allocate billions of dollars in federal funding, much of which hinges ee opulation. And states use consus data to deaw congrossicnal and voting districts, Β»hich the The it eiy of tie soaren alie n tor dur at ce hor inc ae oam toy ee n nght wilbout statsica ly signilicant ciroo. Diffcrcntial privacy is opaque and liable to mistakcn count totals. Sure cnough, the 2020 Ccnsus ovarocunted the noculation in cicht states and undercounted it in six." Tihe most extrcmi andercount was Arkansas, at 5.04%, and the largβ¦
βWho was president in 2020?β is the question of our time
07.10.2025 18:13 β π 6197 π 1373 π¬ 149 π 69This is superb
07.10.2025 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feel free to attribute the following to a former OMB General Counsel: The supposed "new legal analysis" is, to use a technical legal term, horseshit. What the law actually says is that when Congress enacts a law ending a lapse, furloughed employees get paid at the earliest date possible. Period.
07.10.2025 14:25 β π 3455 π 1103 π¬ 142 π 43Sietsema out wapo.st/46WGWtW
07.10.2025 12:05 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as βinsurrectionβ with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.
07.10.2025 09:32 β π 5000 π 1829 π¬ 82 π 73Generals gather at their masses
The ref canβt see without his glasses
Audi field, where the Spirit are playing
Yeah I go to church every Sunday
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