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Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend. he/him/his DC via VT

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America Is Becoming Dallas Part Two: Sprawling to Freedom

”As the most powerful Texas political family in modern history, the shadow of the Bushes still hangs over America. The Trump era can be seen as a rejection of its performance but a continuation, in large part, of its substance.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...

25.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

25.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4437    πŸ” 1123    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 31

Sinecure isn’t a river in Egypt

25.11.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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D.C. Mayor Bowser will not run for fourth term Bowser, who has led D.C. over a turbulent decade, will not seek reelection in 2026, a decision bound to open up a highly competitive mayoral race.

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

25.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

25.11.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1360    πŸ” 452    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 105
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We Have This HBO TV Show to Credit for Intimacy Coordinators – and No, It’s Not β€˜Game of Thrones’ Now if only Hollywood would require their use...

My understanding is it’s Alicia Rodis for her work on @audacityofdespair.bsky.social ’s The Deuce collider.com/the-deuce-in...

25.11.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.

24.11.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5235    πŸ” 1228    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 112

The government telling you what to and what not to wear sure smells dystopian

24.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jimmy Cliff, who helped introduce reggae to the world, dies at 81 The Jamaican reggae star had a breakout performance in the 1972 film β€œThe Harder They Come,” playing a singer-turned-outlaw.

wapo.st/4pwJhn7

24.11.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell it’s fake because Zuckerberg has legs

24.11.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the kitchen: I can’t believe I ever complained about being too col

Outside: I can’t believe I ever complained about being too hot

24.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
stick drawing with one person saying to a group TURKEY IS A BAD THANKSGIVING MEAL. the next section features one person giving a large, silent thumbs up. the final section features the single stick figure standing alone as the group continues their discussion, ignoring the turkey contrarian

stick drawing with one person saying to a group TURKEY IS A BAD THANKSGIVING MEAL. the next section features one person giving a large, silent thumbs up. the final section features the single stick figure standing alone as the group continues their discussion, ignoring the turkey contrarian

every fucking year man

24.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1109    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 35

Remember how for decades we thought amino acid in turkey called tryptophan made us sleepy after Thanksgiving dinner when was just our bodies shutting things down after housing 18,000 calories at once?

28.11.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.

23.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 433    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 9

Huh, doesn't sound familiar to me, but I was on the way other side of the country so it was probably different

23.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

23.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 19066    πŸ” 3094    πŸ’¬ 1079    πŸ“Œ 979

Yeah I think the VHS came with one of the toys. I remember it being on TV syndication, but hell if I can remember what channel/time or how long it lasted.

23.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dino-Riders (1988) - Episode 01 - The Adventure Begins - By Back To The 80s 2
YouTube video by Back To The 80s 2 Dino-Riders (1988) - Episode 01 - The Adventure Begins - By Back To The 80s 2

The cartoon ruled www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWs...

23.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dino-Riders (1988) - Episode 01 - The Adventure Begins - By Back To The 80s 2
YouTube video by Back To The 80s 2 Dino-Riders (1988) - Episode 01 - The Adventure Begins - By Back To The 80s 2

This shit fucking ruled www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWs...

23.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap I have been thinking about these for years but couldn't think of the name or what to search to figure out what it was (when I was a kid I had some of these and a promotional VHS tape that contained an episode that I wore out)

23.11.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no,,, Beatles discourse

23.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sign at the self checkout reading: Due to the nationwide penny shortage, we kindly ask you to pay with exact change.

Sign at the self checkout reading: Due to the nationwide penny shortage, we kindly ask you to pay with exact change.

Glad there’s definitely a plan for this

23.11.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh right the Sunday before Thanksgiving is a terrible time to go to the grocery store

23.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mourinho taking off his headphone in disgust

Mourinho taking off his headphone in disgust

north london derby

23.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was just so funny

23.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a funny as hell goal

23.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry fuck cbs for playing an ad during the game

23.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CLEAR SECOND YELLOW

23.11.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a note to whoever is in charge of the back of shirt sponsorships for the NWSL, the branding on top of the player name looks like absolute shit

23.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[half a beer in after not drinking for a month] LETS FUCKING GO SPIRIT

22.11.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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