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Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend. he/him/his DC via VT

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It’s cartoon head trauma rules. One bonk with a coconut = amnesia; second bonk with a coconut = memory restored

10.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

normal people use the word "malefactors"

10.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a style of management which does this, almost entirely defined by its lack of sufficient theory of mind to understand how other people would react to this.

10.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Once again: If you want to kill somebody, make sure to do it with a car

10.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A+ headline

10.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, you idiots, autism is stored in the balls

09.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh I know a guy who lives in Brooklyn NJ

09.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

In some ways this is the government now

08.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10885    πŸ” 1509    πŸ’¬ 433    πŸ“Œ 172

All conspiracy theories eventually lead to antisemitism.

09.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 980    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 12

it's about him visiting the americas to minister to the nephites and lamanites

09.10.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

- my freshman year in college

09.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo Gabba Gabba go to the polls

09.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sleep is antifa

08.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't think the news media believes that things actually happen anymore

they're only aware of people *saying* a thing happened, and perhaps some other people saying something different

but the thing itself? they all suddenly become hardline kantians: "no no no, we can't perceive the *noumenal*"

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This chyron in any other age would have the general populace screaming.

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photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

08.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8853    πŸ” 2818    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 209

Mike Johnson’s position is young pregnant American women shouldn’t have to wait before being turned away to die in the parking lot from an ectopic pregnancy the hospital is afraid to treat

08.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6130    πŸ” 1360    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 42

literally the constitution!

08.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

normal shit

08.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

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β€œDon’t know if this is a victim of the shutdown or was already turned off.” - PoPville Thanks to JP for sending from the Naval Observatory. Ed. Note: Back in June we also noted some issues with the Atomic Clock at the Naval Observatory.

metaphor alert www.popville.com/2025/10/dont...

07.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Senator Jim Banks V
@SenatorBanks
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The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy" formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states.
It included illegal immigrants and handed
Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and l'm fighting to fix it.
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October 6, 2025
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Dear Secretary Lutaick:
I urge you to investigate and correct erroes from the 2020 Census that handed disproportionntd political power to Democrats and illogal alicns. The Census Burcau adoptod a now and opaque
voting districts. As preparod by the Biden administration, the 2020 Censas roports miscountod the population of fourteen states, ' wrongly allocating six congressional scats aod Electoral
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Consus data plays a crucial role in allocating political roprescntation and goverment funding
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Diffcrcntial privacy is opaque and liable to mistakcn count totals. Sure cnough, the 2020 Ccnsus ovarocunted the noculation in cicht states and undercounted it in six." Tihe most extrcmi andercount was Arkansas, at 5.04%, and the larg…

Senator Jim Banks V @SenatorBanks Follow g.. The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy" formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and l'm fighting to fix it. Zinited Statcs SScnate MASHNORON DEYNN October 6, 2025 an. Thow arewutn Socretary U.S. Department of Commerce Washington, DXC 20230 Dear Secretary Lutaick: I urge you to investigate and correct erroes from the 2020 Census that handed disproportionntd political power to Democrats and illogal alicns. The Census Burcau adoptod a now and opaque voting districts. As preparod by the Biden administration, the 2020 Censas roports miscountod the population of fourteen states, ' wrongly allocating six congressional scats aod Electoral xx conwuu tmora uy, toc taroro tu mot Δ‘oo tnn Cunu lc pung t imber of votine districts. And the reoorts de aniovety inchaded ilecnl nhens widhout track those aliens' citiz enship status, If left uncorrected, these erroes will coetinue diluting the political power of American citizens. Consus data plays a crucial role in allocating political roprescntation and goverment funding Under the Constitution, cach state gets Congressional represcotutives and Electoeal College votes- based on "the whole number of persons" within the state." The number of persoes is in tum clabaabod by a consttubocalty-mandalcd dcccacaal ccavas. Pcual agcco nely on census data to allocate billions of dollars in federal funding, much of which hinges ee opulation. And states use consus data to deaw congrossicnal and voting districts, Β»hich the The it eiy of tie soaren alie n tor dur at ce hor inc ae oam toy ee n nght wilbout statsica ly signilicant ciroo. Diffcrcntial privacy is opaque and liable to mistakcn count totals. Sure cnough, the 2020 Ccnsus ovarocunted the noculation in cicht states and undercounted it in six." Tihe most extrcmi andercount was Arkansas, at 5.04%, and the larg…

β€œWho was president in 2020?” is the question of our time

07.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6197    πŸ” 1373    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 69

This is superb

07.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel free to attribute the following to a former OMB General Counsel: The supposed "new legal analysis" is, to use a technical legal term, horseshit. What the law actually says is that when Congress enacts a law ending a lapse, furloughed employees get paid at the earliest date possible. Period.

07.10.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3455    πŸ” 1103    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 43
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Column | Food critic Tom Sietsema is stepping down β€” and dropping his anonymity After a quarter-century of reviewing restaurants, donning disguises and turning down photos, The Post’s food critic is ready for his next course.

Sietsema out wapo.st/46WGWtW

07.10.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as β€œinsurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

07.10.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5000    πŸ” 1829    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 73

Generals gather at their masses

The ref can’t see without his glasses

05.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Audi field, where the Spirit are playing

Audi field, where the Spirit are playing

Yeah I go to church every Sunday

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