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@redthebaron.bsky.social

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Falar de mobilidade urbana sempre acaba assim:

14.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

Much like real Bushido, poster's bushido is a post facto romanticization of an earlier era of uncontrolled conflict, constructed by the inhabitants of a more centralized system to justify their own pretensions.

14.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Angelo… cuidado com a wizard of the coast…

13.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eu estou agradecendo a deus que eu to liso porque se nΓ£o eu estaria torrando todo meu dinheiro em cartinhas do apa e sokka

13.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-ln-Chief
@katie.bzky.team
we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
October 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-ln-Chief @katie.bzky.team we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed October 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM

08.11.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

not the most important part of this story but can we talk about how they made a robot that talks like reddit? the entire model of "intelligence" and human interaction this approximates is "forum douche." they built a thing that simulates posting online

07.11.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 651    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

16.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2372    πŸ” 735    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 19

I don't say it enough, but Warsim is an amazing game. It definitely pairs well with Caves of Qud and the Six Ages games!

Please give it a chance, it's one of those games that stays with you

06.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adam: so can angels. You know

Raphael: oh we fuck hard brother. We fuck nasty. Twenty four seven

Adam: oh I mean I wasn't asking about

Raphael: his kingdom has fucking come dude

Adam: I don't need to know about

Raphael: look at these Polaroids. Look at all that going on

06.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

i think there’s enough Greatures characters now to do a tournament arc

05.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

29.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3827    πŸ” 679    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 11
Text: HOW ANIMALS WORK IN SWAN BOY
EVERYBODY'S AN ANIMAL PERSON. THERE ARE ALSO ANIMALS. THIS IS NOT CONSIDERED STRANGE.

Beneath is an image of a hardcore guy who's a rhino next to an actual rhino. A redhead turtle with sort of an early 60s haircut next to an actual box turtle. And Rona next to an actual sphynx cat. That's right she's a cat. Get over it.

Text: HOW ANIMALS WORK IN SWAN BOY EVERYBODY'S AN ANIMAL PERSON. THERE ARE ALSO ANIMALS. THIS IS NOT CONSIDERED STRANGE. Beneath is an image of a hardcore guy who's a rhino next to an actual rhino. A redhead turtle with sort of an early 60s haircut next to an actual box turtle. And Rona next to an actual sphynx cat. That's right she's a cat. Get over it.

Text: ANIMAL PEOPLE ARE AWARE THAT THERE ARE ANIMALS THAT LOOK LIKE THEM BUT
THERE'S NO MORE SOLIDARITY THAN YOU HAVE WITH, LIKE, A CHIMP. AN EAGLE GUY WOULDN'T BE LIKE "MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME" ABOUT AMERICAN ICON-OGRAPHY. I MEAN MAYBE ONE GUY WOULD TRY IT BUT IT WOULD
BE A WEIRD MOVE.

Image: a middle aged bald eagle man who looks like he works in Dilbert's office next to an actual bald eagle

Text: ANIMAL PEOPLE ARE AWARE THAT THERE ARE ANIMALS THAT LOOK LIKE THEM BUT THERE'S NO MORE SOLIDARITY THAN YOU HAVE WITH, LIKE, A CHIMP. AN EAGLE GUY WOULDN'T BE LIKE "MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME" ABOUT AMERICAN ICON-OGRAPHY. I MEAN MAYBE ONE GUY WOULD TRY IT BUT IT WOULD BE A WEIRD MOVE. Image: a middle aged bald eagle man who looks like he works in Dilbert's office next to an actual bald eagle

Text: "BUT BRAAANSON! YOU HAD A STRIP EARLY ON WHERE YOU IMPLIED DOGS -AND THEREFORE ALL ANIMALS-ARE CANONICALLY LITTLE MEN!"
SO I DID.
I CHANGED MY MIND.

Image: a dog woman walking a tiny nude man on a leash. He's running away from a poop.

Text: "BUT BRAAANSON! YOU HAD A STRIP EARLY ON WHERE YOU IMPLIED DOGS -AND THEREFORE ALL ANIMALS-ARE CANONICALLY LITTLE MEN!" SO I DID. I CHANGED MY MIND. Image: a dog woman walking a tiny nude man on a leash. He's running away from a poop.

I will be taking no further questions

28.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 562    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 2
Sonic stands behind a Chao in a Chao Garden.
HEADLINE: Chao Garden Smells Like Shit.

Sonic stands behind a Chao in a Chao Garden. HEADLINE: Chao Garden Smells Like Shit.

The Chao Garden has been a spot of reverence for years, with millions adoring both the locale and the Chao that reside within. However, there is one aspect of the Chao Garden that is often overlooked: it smells like complete ass.
paletteswap.site/dif...

25.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i hate how right the elders are about this but i feel so much better since i stopped reciting the dark incantations. this sucks. i love reading the dark incantations with my boys

26.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 602    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

the Dark Continent....they said wed never go there... but thats exactly what we're gonna do... on this big beautiful boat... and its gonna be so much easier because i have nen. thats rigth i got nen. rfk, great guy, he had me reach my hand into a pot and i can do it all now. i can do the zetsu.

26.10.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Vendo essa imagem e tendo flashbacks pra uma cliente que ficou diminuindo meu trabalho falando que ela poderia ter usado inteligΓͺncia artificial pra fazer a planta

25.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Anderson Glossum
@hellabarnes.bsky.social
Nice non-hellenic culture you have there.
Unfortunately, I already depicted myself as an urbane polis-dweller and you as a guy that goes "barbarbar."
September 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM

Anderson Glossum @hellabarnes.bsky.social Nice non-hellenic culture you have there. Unfortunately, I already depicted myself as an urbane polis-dweller and you as a guy that goes "barbarbar." September 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM

23.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I am still so mad that they moved to 3d instead of sprites and then just released sword and shield missing a bunch of them JUST PUT THE 3D MODELS IN THE GAME

22.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

trying to get in the designer headspace for a sec i think this was supposed to be a β€œred, white and blue” bit but they picked a blue that is too dark and a red that has more of an orange tint so it didn’t land

21.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

19.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3258    πŸ” 525    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 10
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Have never been proven more right about thinking someone sucks than rowling, i still can’t believe she named the only asian character cho chang LIKE COME ON

15.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember learning about the tropes when i was younger as the hp movies were coming out and feeling like an insane person when i pointed out that this was so weird and people would go β€œjust a coincidence probably”

15.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He also uses it to blatantly meddle on a sovereign nation politics, this is pretty much blackmailing the argentina’s electorate to keep milei in power

14.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O negΓ³cio com o fabricio nΓ£o Γ© nem mais de substituiΓ§Γ£o a soluΓ§Γ£o Γ© o ancelotti dar um tiro no cara antes dele sair de campo

14.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They are calling him the first mr bean folks, mr bean is gonna get real mad at me for saying it but i am gonna say it

13.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the wizard of oz is wonderful because of the wonderful things he does? but you won't name any specific thing's he's done that are wonderful? that's pretty convenient (ring of munchkins close tighter around me) i'm being serious, let's interrogate this

12.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 500    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 1
A social media post by user "ryan-sometimes" titled "My favourite example of the domino effect." The image shows a meme format with a man in a blue shirt and khaki pants crouching down to push over the first in a line of dominoes of varying sizes, with each subsequent domino getting progressively larger. The smallest domino is labeled "Gerard Way witnesses 9/11" and the largest domino at the end is labeled "The slow and painful death of European Portuguese." This visual metaphor illustrates how a small initial event can lead to increasingly significant consequences, referencing the cultural chain reaction described in the previous post.

A social media post by user "ryan-sometimes" titled "My favourite example of the domino effect." The image shows a meme format with a man in a blue shirt and khaki pants crouching down to push over the first in a line of dominoes of varying sizes, with each subsequent domino getting progressively larger. The smallest domino is labeled "Gerard Way witnesses 9/11" and the largest domino at the end is labeled "The slow and painful death of European Portuguese." This visual metaphor illustrates how a small initial event can lead to increasingly significant consequences, referencing the cultural chain reaction described in the previous post.

A humorous social media post showing a bullet-point list that creates an absurdist chain of cultural influence. The list begins with Gerard Way witnessing 9/11 and forming My Chemical Romance, then describes how Stephanie Meyer was inspired by MCR to write Twilight, leading to Felipe Neto making a viral hate video about Twilight that launched his YouTube career in Brazil. His brother Luccas Neto then became a children's YouTuber whose content became so popular with Portuguese children that they began adopting Brazilian Portuguese speech patterns, horrifying European Portuguese parents. The post ends with "Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect." Below the list is a Tumblr user avatar and username "voltsm" followed by the reaction text "WAIT WHAT" in all caps.

A humorous social media post showing a bullet-point list that creates an absurdist chain of cultural influence. The list begins with Gerard Way witnessing 9/11 and forming My Chemical Romance, then describes how Stephanie Meyer was inspired by MCR to write Twilight, leading to Felipe Neto making a viral hate video about Twilight that launched his YouTube career in Brazil. His brother Luccas Neto then became a children's YouTuber whose content became so popular with Portuguese children that they began adopting Brazilian Portuguese speech patterns, horrifying European Portuguese parents. The post ends with "Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect." Below the list is a Tumblr user avatar and username "voltsm" followed by the reaction text "WAIT WHAT" in all caps.

The death of European Portuguese starts with Rambo III

12.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 819    πŸ” 317    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 20

This is a powerful image

11.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 764    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

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