Sethington

Hi. This is a picture of @comicnathanhart and I. We are famous comedians. This pic was taken at the first Super Bowl which we attended, facilitated, and played all of the positions. We talk about it on the new episode of our hit podcast @crushbombpod

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Sober people watching election results and realizing we’re going to have to raw dog the end of the world.

I think I’ve found a solution to all of the problems. What if everyone just chills out and is cool to each other?

Hey Gang, it’s my B-day in late stage capitalism and I need new glasses/contacts and I need to finish paying off videographer for my forthcoming comedy release. Instead of buying me a beer, just give me what that would cost and I’ll make it last way longer than the buzz.

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In Europe they call this “soccer”.

2nd night without power and I’m uncomfortable with how comfortable I am in the dark.

I used to do so much cocaine that there was no end in sight to this sentence…

Cancel culture… am I Rife?!!

New Blue Sun sounds like if D’Angelo made Black Messiah as a soundtrack to a new Zelda game. Sooo, I obviously love it.

I stepped in a burrito.

Is it too late to ask for more REM/KRS-One collabs?

At what age does he become Man Rock?

Very excited for this:

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Have you tried using wildfire smoke to block out the sun? It’s working wonders here in Eugene.

Every part of me is stuck to every other part of me.

Umm. Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear masks?

Take a load off, Robbie.
RIP

Last night a man who doesn’t drink (me) went to a bar to see a band who isn’t Ween play their songs. On the patio, a man with no legs refereed leg wrestling matches. Say what you want about Eugene but our irony is on point.

Would the world be a better place if everyone smoked weed? Idk. But it would definitely be a slower place.

Reskeet with an iconic fictional band

Depends on what they’re wearing. If it’s my Integrity shirt, I’ll ask what their favorite album is. If it’s my Endpoint shirt, I’ll quiz them on personnel changes from If the Spirits are Willing to Aftertaste. But if they’re walking around with my Vera Wang towel, I’m throwing elbows.

Clean! I went straight to my daughter’s b-day party after doing laundry. Then to an open mic. Then home. Was getting ready for bed when I realized I left it in the car and thought, “I’d better get that now just in case” but that shit was already gone.

Just got most of my laundry stolen out of my car. Anyone booking any naked shows anytime soon?

The only bad part about not drinking is that I can’t show everybody how drunk I can get.

Barbie movie did one of my bits.

…Oppenbummer

Anyone else doing the double feature this weekend where you see Barbie then get stoned and watch Splash? #BarbandHighMermaid

The Joe Rogan Experience is literally the opposite of The Jimi Hendrix Experience.

Do yourself a favor…