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Todd Smith

@blunderalong.bsky.social

Still awaiting my promised πŸš€ jet pack. Willing and unapologetic kale πŸ₯¬ eater.

332 Followers  |  377 Following  |  487 Posts  |  Joined: 24.09.2024  |  2.5082

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felching.

22.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elaine Boosler β€œParty of One”,

A restaurant for single people; instead of tables just has a room full of kitchen sinks πŸ˜‚

22.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There, fixed it πŸ‘πŸΌ

22.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please just show a screen shot CT, most of us dumped the hellsite awhile ago

22.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.11.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They deserve to rot in hell πŸ”₯

19.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The GOAT Award goes to Mary Bruce of ABC NEWS! What she did today was totally and unequivocally awesome and amazing! I saw it live. ABC should give her a goddamn raise for this.

18.11.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10098    πŸ” 3092    πŸ’¬ 516    πŸ“Œ 223
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Cool, now do Mr Tidy Whitey

18.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He thinks he’s the bees knees.

But he’s just a hate filled draft dodging bully racist.

18.11.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œQuiet Piggy”

18.11.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5
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Yeah, ain’t buying it

17.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helps when 🚬πŸͺ΄ and getting frisky … as I’ve been told

16.11.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The TransNational crime mob @sarahkendzior.bsky.social has been cautioning about

14.11.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For those paying attention

12.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s an astounding level of nothingness

11.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was this all the same night ?

10.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck, Chuck?

Call @schumer.senate.gov NOW at (202) 224-6542 to let him know: We cannot afford another Schumer surrender. #HoldTheLine

09.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

They’re trying to find plates at the IKEA

09.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of us hated PLTR before it was cool to hate PLTR

09.11.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Suck it up all you wussies flying around in them Chicago storms, try not to bump into anything !

A fucking asshole

09.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clinton and Obama had opposition Congress also

09.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯ down there Jimmy

07.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who could have foretold this πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

07.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL my ex is part crow πŸ¦β€β¬›

07.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update, Fox reports a live view of NYC at this time.

07.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tuberville is direct and perfect demonstration of the inaccuracy of James Watson’s theory that white men are genetically superior 😳

07.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate Bobby too, but it’s possible he was trying to get assistance

07.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sporkfoot rises

06.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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