Xena: Wario Princess

Thank you marvellous people 🤩

We are just very different people. I do not derive excitement from whether or not I will get to do the thing I am excited to do

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Phone when you're actively pressing the volume up button: are you SURE? Your itty bitty ear dwums might get damaged 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Ear buds at jumbo jet level decibels that you bafflingly cannot change: BLUETOOTH CONNECTED BITCH

"I'm not dying on this hill, I'm WINNING on this hill" Classic line from @memelessmischa.bsky.social

I think I just farted so loudly that it set off a nearby burglar alarm

2 years no booze! Good for me eh. @memelessmischa.bsky.social is taking me for a fancy meal to celebrate because she loves meeeeee 💕

Drag queen name idea: Direct Debbie

I am *so* insanely proud of you <3

Deal or Kim Deal

Phoebe Bridgerton

I'm Alan Parsons

Dire Straitors

Donna Summer House

#fridaymashupgame

TV shows/musicians & bands

Examples:
The Bearnaked Ladies
Hawaii 5-0 Cent
A Question of Sporty Spice

Dw chap, I'm a bit of a fairweather poster on here anyways! But I will try to up my game now that I have more of an audience

why don't you say it to my face, coward?
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough

So proud. I also enjoyed confirming that she had recently celebrated a birthday

REMEMBER WHEN THE VET SAID SHE HAD EXCELLENT TEETH FOR SOMEONE HER AGE ❤️💓❤️

Max Insousiance is my drag king name

Wanna keep your teens and tweens busy this half term? Book in with me at The Higgins Bedford on Tuesday 18 February. The session is 11 – 1pm and for just £5.50 your kiddos will get to make their very own drypoint print inspired by fossils. Book here www.thehigginsbedford.org.uk/Book_Online/...

Credit to BoxAndFrog on Etsy for the beautiful pattern!

Face/Off is just Freaky Friday for lads

Thank you very much!

23,168 individual stitches. That's a lot of stitches, eh

Cross stitch of a Venice scenescape, a bit bigger than A4 in size. Buildings, water, boat, bridge, flowers on balconies. Colourful and minimalist design

The same cross stitch but framed. Slight reflection of me taking the photo

Finally finished this! It has taken forever

Omgggg which artist designed this for you? 😍

GIFT HORSE: …

DENTIST: …

The silver tongue of @memelessmischa.bsky.social: "He's not ugly enough for how rat-like he looks"