Gulag Bound

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

Part of me wants Trump to try to run again because it makes it more likely I can watch his corpse being dragged through the streets of DC

He actually would have had a valid doctor’s note had he tried to dodge this trip.
Dementia, vascular cankles, necrosis on back of hand, routine MRI stroke diagnoses - take your pick!

Every time Kristi Noem lies, an angel gets Botox and lip filler

Schults Knows Nothing GIF ALT: Schults Knows Nothing GIF

Can we just call Johnson “Shitty Schultz”?

The movie Minority Report was prescient… and aptly named

My Korean is a little rusty, but I am certain he said it is a golden dunce cap

Bari Weiss is the tip of the stupidity spear, folks.
She will be an instrumental tool in the sinking of this rubber raft we call an independent press

Wait a second. We have a Senate? Why am I only now learning of this?

Unfortunately, the constitution’s 2-senators-per-state and electoral college language suggest otherwise.
North and South Dakota should be combined and only have 1 senator who can only vote 1 day per month

I once finished in 5th in a pie eating contest, losing to a kid with a tapeworm.
In a Kafkaesque twist of fate, I transformed into a human tapeworm whose only nourishment comes from MAGA pieces of shit like Laura Ingraham

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Pro tip: after 65 years of investing and reinvesting in whining and bullying you can retire from working for the people and focus on what you love - fucking over the people

Yes - I see the problem. They have not been dragged through the streets from the back of motorcycles.
That is the problem

It will forever be an indelible stain that a US “law enforcement” agency’s policy was to wear MASKS. Health reasons aside, people wearing masks are usually doing something shameful or illegal.
That these fascist goons don’t understand this tells you all you need to know about them

I like the way Brad Pitt handled these assholes in Inglorious Basterds

David Brooks is either willfully ignorant or ignorant. The false equivalency regarding redistricting in Texas (indefensible) vs. CA (a TEMPORARY and measured RESPONSE) is telling.This article should be studied for how effectively asymmetric republican tactics have fried a once reasonable mind

Jamelle - I love your style (editorial and sartorial)

Future headline: Here are all the donors [same list] to Trump’s new White House spa and casino who have received presidential pardons

It would probably violate Bluesky’s terms and conditions if I said I hope Stephen Miller is aware that he is on the verge of dying when he is placed against a brick wall in 2029 to face a firing squad… so I won’t say that, to avoid violating said rules

Thanks for establishing goalposts for us normies while the team ignoring all the rules bulldozes the field.
You are such a TOOL

Me too, Shauna.
At least we dodged a National Guard bullet in SF.
Sliver [sic] linings?

The Epstein memorial massage room is gonna be 🔥

MORE OF THIS PLEASE!!!!

I’m calling it. AI has metastasized and the human race is terminally ill. I give us 12 months - 18 tops

The military should be deployed and should begin shooting these construction workers ASAP

I’m with you

It is just soooo fucking great that our military and national guard are preparing to invade cities across the nation while a fucking maniac is literally bulldozing the fucking White House. If I were a General I’d march a fucking batallion into the White House and start shooting construction workers

I am so depressed over this. I can’t believe it is happening

I’m so close to taking massive amounts of painkillers and lighting myself on fire in front of the White House