As an adult, I read the first book when it came out. Found it underwhelming and haven't bothered with any HP since then. Of course at this point I wouldn't touch any of it with a 10ft pole.

A flashlight shines on Dallas, who stands in a corn field at night with a large, empty plastic jar around caught around her head.

Dallas splays out inside a crate in the back of a car. The empty plastic jar is still around her head, but she has been rescued.

a smiling person, Dallas' foster mom, sits with her inside a home.

This is Dallas. She was spotted in a field with a cheese ball jar stuck on her head. After a two-day search effort, Dallas was found and treated for dehydration and ticks before going to a foster home to recover. And yes, the cheese ball company is covering her vet bills. 14/10 for all

And just like that I'm watching a Devo documentary...

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer ...

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that

Neat, I love seeing Intellivision info! My first cartridge system, had a blast playing Shark Shark and Beauty and the Beast when I was a kid.

Motherfucking wind farms…

Windows search has been going downhill for awhile now but this is a new low.

some of you need to wash your ass

AFTER THIS YEAR, WHAT NEXT?

NSF - LIVE IN FRANCE

#LiveInFrance

neverstraysfar.com

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer ...

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that

NASA just won an Emmy for our live broadcast of the total solar eclipse last year. We produced a documentary film about the James Webb Space Telescope that's out in theaters and on Netflix. We have podcasts, we write feature stories. People wear the agency logo on t-shirts. We're still getting cut.

Actor Ryan Reynolds to be made an officer of the Order of Canada on Canada's national holiday July 1. He is being honoured for his work on films like Deadpool but also for his philanthropic work. Singer Heather Rankin to also be made an officer. www.gg.ca/en/order-can...

The Oregon Trail: archive.org/details/msdo...

Prince of Persia: archive.org/details/msdo...

Sierra-Online Christmas Card 1986: archive.org/details/sier...

Sparrow Aviation Administration Blames Collision On Failure To Detect Pane Of Glass

Sparrow Aviation Administration Blames Collision On Failure To Detect Pane Of Glass
theonion.com/sparrow...

Coyote pups at Graceland Cemetery!

Derek's threads are like the random Wikipedia button. I always learn something new!

Found the next department that will be in DOGE's crosshairs

Aircraft carriers of the world
USA
UK
France
Ukraine

I had to check the article to see if this was a quote because I was sure you were making a joke. Unfortunately, it was not a joke. Yikes.

Yep - the free option is basically useless now.

For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....

This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.

🧵

AI nonsense for sure. Their stupidity is overshadowed by their laziness.

Thanks, that was an actual LOL for me!

Aw, man, I hate working with my hands.

I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

I asked Halle Berry out. She is considering the offer!

May the chips be with you.

Does Blue sort replies that agree with mey opinion or is it just that everyone hates this crap?