Mamylon

Oldboy is Wuthering Heights: A guy falls in love with his sister, she dies, he spends decades making it everyone else’s problem through a vengeance campaign of locking people in rooms and arranging doomed romances between close relatives. He absolutely nails it, then abruptly decides to die. Same.

I cannot stress this enough: this just sounds like gooning

When I go to a party my friends and I mostly talk about the lives that we have 👍

It’d be funny if it turned out I meant the remake here

We watched Oldboy. First time for spouse (they loved it)

Nothing is funnier than every time my dog gets distracted by a squirrel across the street and walks romcom-style facefirst into someone’s trash can. Happens a few times a year

Probably his two best movies, too

As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell

I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

Movie still rules. “Park’s Prank”

Bits of what he was trying to do eventually got realized by other writers in the Vertigo era, but I don’t think American comics ever actually returned to anything like what X-Men was metamorphizing into circa ‘89, when he was juggling a hundred-character cast and there was no real “X-Men”

He was still scaling up his ambitions and his vision for the book until very shortly before they reeled him in and then canned him. He wanted the X-Men to be separated for 50 issues and reunite in issue 300. A real life “you have to stop. They’ll kill you” situation

KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho!

MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year

Spouse and I are going to see the 2003 Wuthering Heights movie in theaters for Valentine’s Day! 😍😍😍😍 #KateBush #CharliXCX

If the first two hours of X-2 were eligible, it would be untouchable for #1 here.

Crime against humanity

Abbott & Costello Cartoons Addams Family (1974) Adventures of Batman, The Animaniacs Aquaman Astro and the Space Mutts Atom Ant Baby Looney Tunes Batman: The Brave and the Bold Be Cool Scooby-Doo! Beetlejuice Ben 10 (2005) Beware the Batman Captain Caveman Captain Caveman & The Teen Angels Captain Planet Codename: Kids Next Door Courage The Cowardly Dog Cow & Chicken Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines Dexter's Laboratory Dorothy & the Wizard of Oz Dragon's Lair Duck Dodgers Dukes of Hazzard: The Animated Series Dumb & Dumber (Animated Series) Dynomutt, Dog Wonder

Ed, Edd 'n Eddy Evil Con Carne Flintstone Family Adventures Flintstone Kids Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends Freakazoid! Great Grape Ape Help, It's the Hair Bear Bunch Hong Kong Phooey Jonny Quest Justice League Justice League Action Krypto the Superdog Legion of Super Heroes Loonatics Unleashed Looney Tunes 3D Shorts Looney Tunes Cartoons MAD Magilla Gorilla Mucha Lucha! New Looney Tunes Show (aka Wabbit) New Scooby Doo Mysteries Paddington Bear Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Perils of Penelope Pitstop Pinky and the Brain Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain Powerpuff Girls Pup Named Scooby Doo Quick Draw McGraw Ricochet Rabbit

Scooby and Scrappy Doo Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue Smurfs Snagglepuss Static Shock! Super Friends Supernatural: The Anime Series Taz-Mania Teen Titans The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo The Batman The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley The Frankenstones The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy The Heathcliff and Dingbat Show The Mask (Animated Series) The New Adventures of Batman The New Adventures of Gilligan The New Fred and Barney Show The New Scooby Doo Movies The Plastic Man Comedy Adventure Show The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest The Secret Squirrel Show The Super Globetrotters The Yogi Bear Show Tiny Toon Adventures

Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Comedy Show Tom & Jerry Kids Tom & Jerry Show, The Tom & Jerry Tales Top Cat Unikitty Wacky Races Wacky Races (2017) Xiaolin Showdown Yo! Yogi Yogi's Galaxy Goof-Ups Yogi's Gang Yogi's Space Race Yogi's Treasure Hunt

In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.

For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.

Final Fantasy VIII ~ ファイナルファンタジーVIII (1999)

Developed by Squaresoft.

#UnusedSaturdays

It has almost never been easier to get good press as an elected Democrat. Call a Trump official a coward. Find an excuse to rezone a warehouse. Say that you think the government should investigate rich pedophiles more. There’s so many different kinds of posts you could have made other than this one

Lmao I said this before watching last night’s episode. God-tier

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YouTube video by Hosh White Christmas Sisters

Daisy when a big, playful dog comes over: Alright, listen up. We have some rules around here and I expect you to follow them to the letter. We can play tug-o-war for exactly four minutes but then I must nap for no less than two hours,

Daisy when a tiny, lazy dog comes over: youtu.be/zplgmh8ga78?...

Meta’s internal memo said the political tumult in the United States was good timing for the feature’s release. “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns,” according to the document from Meta’s Reality Labs, which works on hardware including smart glasses.

this is comically evil. brazenly anti-social. just absolute black-pilled nihilism. we will not have a republic, we will not be free, until we regulate these companies to the point where — at a bare minimum — they're too afraid to put stuff like this down on paper.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

Every time there’s a Republican in the news who’s also a woman, a couple seemingly-innocuous Resistance accounts undergo “The Transformation.”

It’s possible that they’re going to fuck things up down the line, but so far the show is doing exactly what I’d hope it would do in S2: laser-focused on what the show does well, not trying to top itself, using the characters’ history to build depth without overrelying on callbacks. Just good work.

Diabetes makes this a nonstarter. Oral medications are doable, you’d just have to do some tricky dosing math, but how am I supposed to give myself 0.01 units of insulin by injecting a needle the size of a harpoon into my gut? I would need some serious specialty medical care at the very least

KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."