the wizard elwood

“if I can suck up their time”

Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment

YOU MUST TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

They *probably* wouldn't have rung the doorbell if that was the plan.

I love that for them.

A rice cooker is magic for this: add sauce and you have a "get you through to the next day" meal. Add veggies (frozen works) and any protein (lunch meat, can of beans, chopped up Spam) and you have a reasonably healthy meal for cheap.

Technically, not all facial tissue is kleenex, but we call it that anyway, and people understand.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

I agree with you on principle, but also I agree with you because It'd seriously explode some heads.

Alternately, a world where a robot squishes your head like a grape because you forgot to use a turn signal.

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

I think that's the first step to getting a bunch of Spider-Mans.

An older man has a double mustache. Two identical mustaches, one for each lip

How much do you want to bet there's a shark tooth on that necklace

You a fan of Beardneck Magazine?

It's when Church is wearing a trench coat and standing in a shadowy parking garage

They're just trying to reach out

Frame #64950 from S03 -E12 - 2000th Plate Special - Part 2-627683

Remember that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then the guy had to go on TV and apologise for how being shot in the face made Dick Cheny look bad?

That's way better than what I was thinking.

Can you tell from context what they're trying to say? Like, "It's funny because it's a skeleton doing a normal human thing" or "Subway food will kill you" or "Corporate fast food is the *real* scary skeleton "

Newsflash: Less Than 10% of New Yorkers are Pretty Racist.

Walter Brimley's relative sitting in some sort of cafe or lunch spot with a fellow human and both have those button up shirts that are like jean fabric? But dude check it out this guy facing the camera has two mustaches, one regular and one below his lips. He is looking very intently at his friend as if the double mustache epicness hasn't been commented upon yet and he's getting more and more annoyed by it. This mustache doubling is the peak of masculinity, clearly. His hair is white so it stands out against his skin. He is likely invincible against conventional weaponry

How do we feel about double mustache. The hot new style? The peak of manhood?

I was trying to make something work with "Two more rows", but I think you got it.

Any candy is breakfast candy if you are bold.

I thought she had to marry that kid that shot him.

Broth and herbal teas are both about as old as fire.

Remember that part at the beginning of A New Hope where they mention that Palpatine has dissolved the Senate?

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Or, just let them eat bird seed. They live here too, and bird seed is cheap.

Neat, thank you!