The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃

I just had the mental image of Andrew being given a pre-wrapped cheese & ham sandwich for his lunch and started laughing all over again.

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

Gavin Newsom is the NFT of guys

YouTube video by RagnarRox I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream... is a Joke.

Babe, wake up. We're over here imagining Sisyphus being happy.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

No! Never nibble.

Pooch going mad

Handling: General considerations The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS

reminder

Poster for the movie The Wedding of Vera Drew & The Joker

CHALLENGE COMPLETE!

abeillebeau watched The Wedding of Vera Drew & The Joker (2024) to complete the "Husbands and Wives" challenge for 2026 Week 7

Poster for the movie A Big Bold Beautiful Journey

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abeillebeau watched A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (2025) to complete the "Husbands and Wives" challenge for 2026 Week 7

Poster for the movie Starve Acre

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abeillebeau watched Starve Acre (2024) to complete the "Husbands and Wives" challenge for 2026 Week 7

Poster for the movie Together

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abeillebeau watched Together (2025) to complete the "Husbands and Wives" challenge for 2026 Week 7

Poster for the movie Hackers

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abeillebeau watched Hackers (1995) to complete the "Husbands and Wives" challenge for 2026 Week 7

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

roses are red
voilets are blue
daffodils are yellow
daisies are white
never interrupt when i am saying the colors of flowers margaret
peonies are pink

Okay I looked it up. “jorking it” is a bigoted slur against solipsist folks.

This is taking far too long.

Get chubbier and we can talk about next year.

Trying to decide if I need to stay up until midnight to tell you that in Wales they don’t celebrate Valentine, they celebrate Dwynwen who wanted to be away from [a specific man] Maelon so SOULFULLY, she literally walked on water until an angel agreed to turn him into ice

She felt bad about it, so:

Richard Moth becomes the 12th Archbishop of Westminster on Saturday.

He wasn't initially called to religion, but then he saw the light.

I've never read Wuthering Heights, I don't really care about Wuthering Heights, but the hate I'm seeing about Emerald Fennel's weird ass sounding interpretation is making me want to see it.

My millenial boomer whinge is when people moan about straight couples calling their romantic other a 'partner'.

You're gatekeeping something that was adopted specifically to protect queer folk.

Also, FFS lighten up you weird puritanical children. Go read some feminist history.

If they could make a girl out of frogs, she would be no worse than this.

Oh my god

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

YouTube video by Laibach Laibach - Allgorhythm (feat. Wiyaala) [Official Video]

everybody shut the fuck up new Laibach video just dropped

Can't mangle kids' limbs at their 12 hour shift at the mill that destroyed their family's livelihood any more, coz of woke

FUCKING HELL DRAFTS ARE FUCKING BACK THIS SITE IS 5% CLOSER TO HAVING THE JUICE

Get ready for me to post some truly incredible things at specific times.

This art features 100 bees of various colors and shapes. These bees are designed in a cartoonish style, based on real species. The common name or species is written below the animals. Some bees are moving leaves, scraping plant hair, or sticking out their tongues. Some male bees have hairy faces and unusually shaped legs. There are also baby bees that have just hatched from their petal nests. Cute and colorful atmosphere. There are over 20,000 species of bees, so I only depicted a very small fraction of them!

Bees 🐝

Bible Gateway passage: James 5:1-6 - New International Version Warning to Rich Oppressors - Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are...

Misinterpret this, billionaire
Christians.