Dan Carney @danmancarney - Bluesky Profile

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It’s taken me days but I finally figured out where the man who shot the UHC CEO went

08.12.2024 17:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just applied to be CEO of UnitedHealthcare

05.12.2024 02:25 — 👍 57 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

Saw my reflection for the first time today

03.12.2024 14:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Me unhooking your bra) there better not be another one of these under here

02.12.2024 17:16 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Tucking my arm in my shirt in solidarity with my friend who lost his arm

20.11.2024 15:59 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone on here checked out X yet? They’re low key doing something similar over there

19.11.2024 19:58 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Am I the first billionaire on this app?

19.11.2024 17:08 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m Elon Musk’s abandoned son btw

19.11.2024 17:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re calling me Mr Blue Sky

19.11.2024 16:24 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@danmancarney is following 18 prominent accounts

Humor Satire Memes
@funnysnarkyjoke

I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes

Tanya
@tanya

a loser and a coward

Taco Bell Quarterly
@tacobellquarterly.org

Taco Bell Quarterly is a Literary Magazine more prestigious than the New Yorker and Paris Review. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org

Queen Kitten
@elani

girl comedian

kira
@kirapractor

former old navy enthusiast and mcrib hater

Only 90s Kids Know
@only90skidsknow

940k followers on Instagram. Daily 90s content.

Zach Schonfeld
@zachschonfeld

Freelance writer and editor. Contributor to Pitchfork, Paste, Vulture, The Guardian, etc. Author of two books. Still sitting in a room. Email: zschonfeld@gmail.com.