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freakin out man Onionati

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Looks he’s dressed for yard work or a trip to Lowe’s. Such a weirdo.

27.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the sentiment that everything is getting worse used to skew more to older people but these days it's broken generational containment, because everything is undeniably getting worse

27.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸͺ“πŸ©ΈThe harvest begins🩸πŸͺ“

27.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg hahaha.

27.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish are instead hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.

Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish are instead hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.

27.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1146    πŸ” 432    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 366

Have you seen ticket prices? I have to pass.

27.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Giant Buddha, Bamiyan, Afghanistan, 1931.
It doesn't exist anymore, the TalΔ±ban regime blew it up in 2001.

#sculpture #culture #archaeology #oldtimes

26.02.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened 🫑

26.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4049    πŸ” 958    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8

If you think trump can't get any lower, SURPRISE, that fool's brain is a bottomless cesspool of filth and stench. He is the embodiment of everything that any decent person would shun.

27.02.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

Demonic vexation.

27.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Trump will fill his immigrant gulags DHS is rewriting its detention rules to ignore the lawβ€”and entrap millions.

How Trump will fill his immigrant gulags

27.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

You can walk it in 3 hours, drink at least 6 on that walk and eat maybe 3 or 4 tacos. The rest you take home and party with. You can do this. Don't pass out and forget.

27.02.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See, right there I was tempted to post something dumb.

27.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck what a shitshow.

27.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New A.C.A. Plans Could Increase Family Deductibles to $31,000

New A.C.A. Plans Could Increase Family Deductibles to $31,000 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/h...

27.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hoebert strikes again.

26.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Which Way But Loose (1978)

26.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE,  NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE, NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN

26.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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Arguing with me online? Come over and argue with me here, coward

09.07.2024 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

*writing a bro country song, using autotune

β€œ9, 12, and 5.56. All the rest of y’all can suck my dick.”

26.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JorkWayne Mullin

26.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s definitely jorking it, up on Capitol Hill.

26.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Meesa wrassler!

25.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You know who else was a senator?

25.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember to show your contempt toward those red Mullin plumbing vans today, same as you would toward a cyber truck.

25.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans are now giving Trump a standing ovation for saying he loves firemen.

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