Two Legged Unicorn

Saying, “ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy” the whole time during sex.

a man in a suit sits on a couch holding a glass of wine ALT: a man in a suit sits on a couch holding a glass of wine

All that's missing.

Wait is that a pic of Benedict Arnold behind him? That tracks.

CHICKEN CEO: we need to think outside the boks

I volunteer for something like this with Life Rolls On once a year here in NC. A few years we had some larger swell, you should see them all charge it!

Cheeks or hole? Asking for a friend.

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Run away.

Now.

You can thank me later.

Further inspection revealed the Burger's, like Trump himself, are just a bunch of bullshit.

Can you drop a pin? (asking for a friend looking for a summer cold)

Tell him to just take a sharpie to it. It will hold as much water.

A retail display box of kubaton keychain weapons with a sign that reads "NOT FOR YOUR BUTT $8."

you’re not the boss of me

I checked myself and I did NOT wreck myself.

My Roomba can't even pour a damn bourbon.

We were sold a bill of goods.

You should have seen my dumb ass at the gym today.

The will of The People has nothing to do with the current Republican Party's Agenda. It's the wants of a Dictator.

Keep wishing.

You are on it.

I would just run in circles laughing as they dropped one by one. Gravy Seals man.

This seems like a fantastic one to start with!

Whew. For a second there I thought we were traveling all the way to the Anus.

I mean you can always just cut a bitch.

To be fair, just like Trump the Burger was filled with Bullshit.

I would be more excited if it was Timbaland.

a fake board game called stay alive game - THE ULTIMATE GAME OF WAKING UP EVERY GODDAMN DAY AND DOING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER FUCK ME 1 WAKE UP 2 GO TO WORK; OR DON'T 3 BEDTIME BEDTIMEAGAIN!

Procured a new water vessel. Biggie Smalls approves.
#surf #dogs_of_bluesky

Profile image of The Orange 🤡 with a word balloon saying, “My doctor says I’m 6’ 3” and weigh 215 pounds.” the caption box reads, “...just fired the head of BLS for making up numbers he doesn’t like.” Signed, Tengrain

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Like, was there an ask in that word salad?

The man who just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because their numbers supposedly weren’t accurate just claimed that he lowered drug prices in America by 1500%.

I am about to walk into this UPS Store and make my demands right now.