Josh Wilburne

‎Pizza Compass ‎Need to find pizza? Use the pizza compass.

I vibe coded my first app. It’s a dumb little tool and I’m very proud of how dumb it is
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So wait are we buying concrete blocks for our labubus? I’m confused by the internet this week.

My low stakes conspiracy theory is that ikea boxes are impossible to open without destroying them because it decreases your chance of trying to return something.

I’m so tired of the amount of times I’ve had to say “what in the actual fuck” since January 20th.

This being off center annoys me

I guess I should buy one of these for my design process now.

New toggle switches are wide boys

I can’t wait to download the developer beta and break like half the apps on my phone for the next 3 months because I’m too impatient to wait.

And with that, the final transition from iPad to laptop in a single device is complete

Who needs aqua when you have liquid glass

Shoutout to the pope having to file his American taxes every year as a US citizen living abroad. I feel your pain amigo.

I one day hope to have the confidence of a teenager riding a stolen lime bike that’s beeping and clicking

I mean, I’m having fun with this new photo reference creation product

GOP: we don’t want to upset our base MAGA supporters

DEMOCRATS: we don’t want to upset the base MAGA supporters

DEMOCRATS: We can never espouse things like Universal Healthcare. That’s crazy

GOP: We’re going to invade Canada

Me watching all these ai updates waiting for them to take my job

“Just gotta do a quick coat of paint and then we can be out of here by 10am”

I’m entering the phase of being a dad where I go around the Airbnb fixing small home maintenance things like loose drawer knobs

When I was a kid growing up in the 90s, walkie talkies were the coolest thing ever. As an adult, I still agree.

Someone should start a Deftones cover band where they sing about my little pony. They could be called White Brony

The internet talking about Elon today

Fry from Futurama lives in midtown which is very weird to me.

This airbnb I'm staying at still has the plastic stuck the the bezel of the TV and I want so bad to remove it, but I also recognize this isn't my house and I don't want to take the joy away from it's rightful owner.

Every morning checking my phone to see what bullshit elon or trump has been doing while I’m asleep

I don’t know why I never thought of doing this before

Just inject it into skeets
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*whispering into the void* back when I worked at Twitter, Jack would talk about his biggest regret was making it a company instead of a protocol. He wished Tweets were more akin to IMAP, where anything would use it as a protocol. I could see a similar idea, with maybe a wikimedia style funding

How is it somehow still January. Does this month secretly have like 18 weeks?