mlb yearner

congrats to dr jackyll and hyde

barring a miracle that bring chris taylor back home, i fear it may be time for an updated profile pic on this account💔at least there are parade pics to maybe choose from

lol to this man

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Dave Roberts with 3 hello kitty characters in mascot costumes and dodgers uniforms on the field at dodger stadium, all with their right hands over their hearts

the exact moment the dodgers secured their 2025 world series

very funny for that Nike ad to start with Bobby Miller, whose pitching helmet on Kiké’s head made more major league appearances than he did this year

man kiké loves that pitching helmet

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

next year kiké debuts his new celebration: a running jump to fully tackle a teammate to the ground

wow : )

if they win tonight i might plan my course enrollment for next semester or maybe something rly wild like paying bills 🤔

celebrated the game last night by enrolling in health insurance for next year, don’t say idk how to have a good time

when i go to the dentist i take so much xanax i barely remember it or anything that happens after, here’s hoping you do the same

More like Blake Smell, because, brother, he stinks.

wrobo needs to study the scherzer playbook of scaring the manager into leaving you in the game

am i getting sick or was it just windy yesterday?

They don't know the Dodgers can't score runs once the bases are loaded

It’s never been more true

They should make the edges of the screen glow progressively redder for each extra inning

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

for posterity, this was about kershaw's meltdown not kerkering's

Spotify screenshot playing the song Schadenfreude by AJJ on repeat

Spotify lyrics screenshot from Schadenfreude, on a plain red background, showing the lyrics: I'm so filled with hate, I can barely contain All my joy when a dickhead is thwarted Junk food for the soul is still food when you're hungry And everything is so goddamn distorted

thinkin about last night

i knew blaQe didn’t have it in him to do right on right violence to his brothers in bigotry😔

this subject line was designed in a lab to be screenshotted and posted on baseball bluesky

my dad just texted me a fedbook screenshot of an AI generated image of babies dressed in phillies and dodgers onesies pls send help

by still having computers so old they can only run Windows 7, my public library has actually been playing 4D chess this whole time

obsessed with not even touching my school work on one of my days off and then getting incredibly mad at my past self on the other day off when i am desperately doing the entire week’s worth at once

tigers win, pobres lose, baseball god is real

tigers lose, pobres win, baseball god is dead

awww i hope the brother is there! would be such a bummer to be left out of the postseason game when your sibling gets to go, even as a dog