the zipper

extremely dorky electronic alternative rock and hip hop mostly. also orchestral stuff

this is one of those "all timers" i've heard so much about

dick and cock are synonyms

tail and butt are synonyms

cocktail and dickbutt are NOT synonyms

i am a babbling brook

i remember being super stoned and watching someone play one of these things probably thirteen years now and he rolled up to a brown collapsing building in an armored truck and a disembodied voice said "light em up" and he just started machine gunning stereotyped iraqis in all the windows

you're right and you should say it louder. i've been beating this drum for like fifteen years now

it's time we begin demanding a celibate monk president

Phantom Menace rewatch continues 🧵

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

what a colossal piece of shit

- James Watson, "great scientist," from his later opinions in uh, (*checks notes*) 1968

mamdani sign reading GERALD forD SUCKED

the sluttiest girl you know says stuff like, "jeez" and "oh gosh"

for SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO

good riddance

a portrait of chairman mao badly photoshopped to include elements stereotypical of a frenchman beret on head moustache glass of red wine two baguettes

hear that everyone? sandwiches are okay

making music. bringing joy to ears and feelings to hearts

A picture of a sandwich labeled "Armour-piercing discarding sabot projectile with sabot (left), without sabot (center), and without jacket (right)." Diagram of all the layers of the sandwich, labeled :APFSDS long rod penetrator separating from "double-ramp" sabot." Diagram showing the operation of a discarding "spindle-shaped" sabot on an APDS-projectile.

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reagan was disc 1 for sure

uh. wow?

we'd like to issue a correction replacing the v with an f and the l with an r. sorry for the phonological errors

lots of games let you hide your helmet to see your characters' faces. but nobody brave enough to let you hide your shoes for the foot people who want the dogs out

me too. wait

had a guy tell me these were the same ratio once

🎶 hold me closer, necroprancerrr

entering my "entering my 'entering my era' era" era

🎶 uptoown girl! she's been living in her uptoown world 🎵