Jared

Screenshot of the platinum trophy for Yakuza: Like a Dragon

I can finally rest

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

She smiles and says "I will always love you"

Hi. Fellow Dad here. "We'll see" is our polite "no." Happy to clear that up!

This is the biggest reason I ruled out running for my city council. The salary itself is four figures and the campaigns typically spend five. This is why so many local politicians in my area are privately rich already.

oh no, now who will make tiktoks of himself taking one bite of a slice from a neighborhood pizza place and telling his audience of millions of dorks that it sucks? Fuuuuuuuck him. Go eat that Florida pizza you dumb asshole

Old Snake giving a salute in MGS4

Good soldier

PSA!!!

god the scene in the prison where he defends himself with the lunch tray had my pulse pounding. I re-read that section so many times to fully comprehend everything that happened.

It's Long Past Time to Give Meg White Her Respect

With the White Stripes’ induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this week, can we finally put the arguments about Meg White’s drumming to rest?

She belongs there, and it’s way past time.

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Hi, I’m a small business owner running for local school board and I believe in 3 things:

1) pledge allegiance to Israel or die

2) kids don’t need to know how to read

3) bring back God in our communities

4) Everything I’ve ever seen on Facebook

Vote for me, Grawson Hamngley

Don't forget the classic photo of you shaking hands with the local sheriff

From A Scanner Darkly: "Let's hear it for the vague blur!" the host said loudly, and there was mass clapping. In his scramble suit, Fred, who was also Robert Arctor, groaned and thought: This is terrible. Once a month an undercover narcotics agent of the county was assigned at random to speak before bubblehead gatherings such as this. Today was his turn. Looking at his audience, he realized how much he detested straights. They thought this was all great. They were smiling. They were being entertained.

An Icegov tweet offering up a photo of new ICE training graduates--"American heroes" with their faces blurred out.

Philip K. Dick gets it right again.

Let's hear it for the vague blurs!

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

a grilled cheese sandwich and bowl of tomato soup captioned “this and never opening Microsoft Outlook again”

all I need in the world

This is like people misunderstanding/misreading the top result, right? Or maybe way more people are wearing joggers/sweatpants than I realize? I'm trying to rationalize this so I don't lose my mind.

Take refuge from the horrors of the world for a minute and listen to us have a fun discussion about a fun movie just in time for Halloween. We also have a blast ripping off a Doughboys bit at the end.

I was at a market at a Margaritaville resort in a red state over the weekend and struck up a conversation with these guys that sold handmade knives and Kaitlyn Bennett came up (she lives nearby) and they were talking mad shit about her being annoying. It made me so happy.

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

when i unfollow all the heat sucks people

My condolences man, that is way too young

This deserves hundreds of likes but none of you cowards played Keita Takahashi's new game.

My doctor was very insistent that my wife and I have multiple kids in a way that felt indicative of his potentially troubling political beliefs.

Blade (wesley snipes) next to his 1968 Dodge Challenger

I always loved that Blade had one, had to be intentional too.

Do we think it'll get any lower on Black Friday?

Not one of these people could hold down an entry level job at a grocery store. They would collapse under the pressure of a teenagers first real job.

We have a tradition with my niece where we have to play this every time she visits.

Good episode IMO, and an even better one coming up next week.

Oh no, am I going to go down a long Neopets rabbit hole?