Mashy Potato

I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry

I think Celia came across well

Counterpoint: No you don't.

Which the British government will do absolutely nothing about

Oh that's awesome

Better Man is on Amazon Prime and you've basically forced me to watch it now

Beautiful ❤️

The alarm clock loud enough to provide that wake-up call does not exist

I definitely get the impression that what happened to Labour in Scotland in 2015 is likely to happen to them in England in 2028 if Labour's voters see a viable alternative. Labour seem totally deaf to it.

I think this is the sort of thing that governments do when they've given up. Can't improve the economy or public services or build much of anything - busybody stuff like this is all that's left.

Well, that makes the world just a little bit better.

What parallel universe is this being beamed in from?

The internet browsing histories of these people doesn't bear thinking about

Good god, that is properly unhinged

Britain really seems to be heading down a dark path

This is really very good

And Iran has qualified...

'mon the Killie!

There's also plenty who are just bullies who've learned that they can get away with saying nasty things about people if they dress it up as a joke.

The Illuminati haven't managed to steal our Jaffa cakes so far, so it's working.

That'll go down well in Northern Ireland

I'd expect Reform to abolish (or try to abolish) the Scottish Parliament and the devolved legislatures in NI, Wales and London. Combined with the general chaos they'd cause in other areas, that'd probably hole the UK below the waterline.

I always turn into a child when I walk over that bridge above the taxiway. Watching planes passing underneath me pure joy.

So many legitimate concerns

It doesn't mean anything. His brain is a bucket of mashed potatoes.

At the very least the EU can embargo Kaliningrad and sever the shipping route from the exclave to Belarus. Oh, and just constantly buzz it with drones. Make it expensive for the Russians.

Assume they'll either abolish or try to abolish the Scottish Parliament if they get in. Fascists tend to try and consolidate power when they can.

Not having a constitution or really anything by way of checks on power really wouldn't pan out well

Reform have a realistic chance of being the next government which isn't true of the Greens or LDs though

Betteridge's law of headlines applies here I think.