SpooklyFiend

Tobias Fünke “EVERY OTHER COMPANY IN THE WORLD IS TRYING TO CRAM AI INTO EVERYTHING” Lindsay “WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE?” Tobias “NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT… BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.”

Transphobia is a pipeline to the far right. An example:

Suzanne Moore used to be a left wing columnist at the Guardian.

Then came the anti-trans panic. Despite the Guardian also promoting it, it wasn’t enough & she left.

Moore is now complaining about wokeness over the Irish famine & colonialism.

Andrew summoned by US Congress to explain Jeffrey Epstein links Andrew summoned by US Congress to explain Jeffrey Epstein links

Andrew summoned by US Congress to explain Jeffrey Epstein links

The BBC is too pro trans, they say. The BBC meanwhile...

A headline reading “Deaf prisoner awarded damages after discrimination”

Deaf con won.

Well that’s my ears sufficiently wormed, cheers bab. (Also I think I have reached the haziness of memory where Sharky and George needs a mashup with Paula Abdul’s Straight Up.)

*clearing my throat meaningfully at Labour*

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

A reminder that Mel Gibson’s latest movie, Monster Summer, is now available to stream exclusively on Paramount+

thank you! I have to be at 8th st and ppw at 8p so do you think you can attend 7p sharp?? The so much !! yes absolutely! we can shift to 6:45 if that makes it easier for u Yes. Thanks!! Yesterday 5:24 PM I want to suck off governor cumo and his brother too - they can both shoot their loads all over my faget face I'm totally mortified - I'm so so so so sorry. That was to my

on a momentous election day i am thinking of the guy who sent this legendary wrong number text

Spaghetti Junction Box.

This reminds me of when you put auto-translate on recipes from Scandinavian websites

Cambridge University's oldest women-only college, Newnham, stands firm for trans inclusion Cambridge University's oldest women-only college, Newnham, has reaffirmed its commitment to trans inclusivity by continuing to admit students who self-identify as women - despite a recent Supreme Cour...

Good news.

On Sergelstorg baht ‘at

Partially submerged stepping stones above the River Wye in Derbyshire, just before I somehow managed to get over all of them, in January 2018.

God: "Ok. You're dead. Before you go through the door and find out what happens next, can I ask you what you view as your life's finest achievement?"

Me: "Yep. No contest. Negotiating the stepping stones at Chee Dale in Derbyshire in midwinter and not falling in, after the river had been in spate."

I looked cute. I do not now. Gonna eat my body weight in McDonalds for the next two days ☺️☺️☺️

Another Halloween, another night in Cubes with glitter in my cleavage.

Want to feel old? This is what the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like now.

oh my God, whoever does Glamour’s socials deserves a raise

[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS] 1 NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: Hello there 2 [A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk]. DAD: Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids? 3 NT EMPLOYEE: Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail! 4 MUM: That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids? 5 NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]: Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot! 6 NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]: Listen - that's their call [Calls emanating from the landscape]: tut-tut woke-woke 7 NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]: They are extremely sensitive and fragile... But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery. 8 KIDS [pointing]: There they are! [Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure]. [Little people noises]: woke-woke tut-tut woke-woke 9 [Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]: Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house. [Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]: tut-tut woke-woke 10 MUM [pointing]: What's that one doing there? NT EMPLOYEE: Oh, that's so sweet… 11 [We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away]. NT EMPLOYEE: I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph… 12 [We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]: Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE? [ends]

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

Andrew, or to give him his full title, Andrew.

Davina McCall hosting a big brother eviction

Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

Bill da Bear, amazing name for a drag king

George I need you to do to these companies what you could never do to your books and finish them.

cool, cool, definitely nothing to worry about when MPs are suggesting that LGBT people are inherently anti-British

conspiracy to make a cop go slow

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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