Christopher Taber

President Orange Julius Caesar and his ilk claim that guns are a God given right but don’t feel that food is a God given right. They claim to care about babies but don’t care if they go hungry when they become children.

In Rob's defense, as a child his parents couldn't afford to take him to a children's hospital so they told him they didn't exist. They took him to the local veterinarian instead, and that's what ultimately inspired "The Animal".

When are we sending the National Guard into Trump's trousers? I hear it's a war zone in there.

Disney should just offer her the worst jobs possible and they can at least say they tried. "Hey we're working on a live action remake of The Sword in the Stone, and we think you'd be perfect in the role of The Stone." But let's be honest she's itching for a remake of Song of the South.

One of his sycophants told him his approval numbers were through the roof...and he wanted to see it for himself.

I posted this 2 months ago. These people are so predictable.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastForWatched

Guess which one I didn't watch with the family....

I know it's a long shot, but I think Stephen Colbert's post Late Show act should be to run for president in '08. I always felt he was laying the groundwork for this possibility throughout his run. I think he could be a serious contender.

Yep. I found it at a used record store 25 years ago. I would love to see Vinegar Syndrome or Severin pick this up and do a remaster. But I suspect the music rights might be an issue.

One of my faves. The reason "How Soon is Now" is my favorite song of all time.

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

I think we all know in our hearts how these cases will be decided. The nationwide injunctions case especially is going to give the administration the green light to do whatever the hell they want from here on out.

Fun fact: Tom Homan was sculpted out of mashed potatoes and his father made a wish that it would become a real boy. But the wish never came true and Homan remains a lifeless sack of mashed potatoes.

I have this on HD-DVD and just watched it for the first time a few months ago. Not as good as Waking Life but still quite innovative.

I'm fine for being nostalgic for the 80s but when it's done so haphazardly and by people that were more than likely not even alive in that era, then I get pissed. The hierarchy of recent 80s set slashers is thus: Watching Literally Anything Else > Totally Killer > Time Cut > Fear Street: Prom Queen

Trump himself needs to be permanently dismantled.

These new Roku Streaming sticks are amazing. They're lighting fast, can be powered through your TV's USB port, and if you piss on it, it can tell you if you're pregnant.

"Two Weeks Always Trump" or TWAT for short. Make it trend!

You mean he's racist to the bone...spurs.

This guy looks like gravy shoots out of his nose whenever he sneezes.

Even I know it by heart and I'm an atheist. Donald Trump and my lack of belief in a God go hand in hand.

This is a post about Thunderbolts*.

The fact that DJT has not burst into flames at this point is definitive proof that there is no God.

There is a not 0% chance that Ryan Walters' phone and computer hard drives are chock full of child p*rn. Experience has shown that folks that go so hard for religion and "protecting the children" are themselves sexual predators that use religion as a shield. It's just a waiting game at this point.

Lutnik should be forced to work in the mines from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom for the rest of his useless life. Especially since it seems Mola Ram already removed his heart.

I agree. Walz saying Elon was jumping around like a jackass and calling Vance weird, was some refreshing honesty. We still have a few fighters. But the median age of Senior DNC leadership is like 106. There will be a sea change coming and the new generation knows how to punch back.

I don't know, the GOP is already doing a pretty fine job of punching themselves in the nuts. They're their own bullies.

Well seeing as how Chris Hemsworth starred in a movie literally called Extraction, he would be the preferred Hemsworth.