Apparently this is how meritocracy works?

Rent to owe.

Two physics professors try to outdo each other in teaching thermodynamics until the tension, and their unspoken love, reaches a boiling point.
Superheated Rivalry

John Goodman was in it!

“The Harvard Trump-Kennedy School of Government is pleased to announce 2027 visiting scholars Bill Essayli and Lindsay Halligan.”

There’s a Three Stooges episode where they decide they’re income tax experts so they start an income tax business…leading to predictable results.

If they rule against tariffs, how many dissents will there be? And how unhinged will Alito’s dissent be?

There’s only one way to find out if we’ll actually miss them when they’re gone. Spoiler alert: they won’t be missed.

Acting common, just to weal something.

Going to a be lot of interviews with people claiming they were quietly opposing him from inside the administration. And a lot of media types who pretend to believe them.

“Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it, I can feel it.My mind is going.”

If we ever want to do amazing space things that the government could never accomplish, like going to the moon or sending a probe to Mars, we must throw cash at private companies like SpaceX.

Then he waddled to home plate, threw a basketball at the umpire, and screamed “I win!” And John Roberts ruled it a walk-off touchdown.

Also Minimax Brosmer the decision theorist, and Supermax Brosmer the convicted serial killer.

And yet you say nothing about your culinary proclivities. Interesting.

Drowsarrhea and nocturnal poop emissions.

Republicans believe , or pretend to believe, that all our wealth comes from rich people, rather than rich people being a non-essential byproduct of our wealth.

“We went for it on 4th and long and got a first down. What’s the next play?”

Democratic leaders: “Let’s punt!”

What saved the officer from the sandwich was not his ballistic vest but *wiping tears from my eyes* the Bible in his chest pocket.

If the lettuce is shredded, to freedom he’s wedded.

And it will turn out that 19 of them never lived in NYC.

Yesterday's elections were actually a huge warning for Democrats - by Bret Stephens

"With second consecutive world series win, Dodgers worry about national fallout."

Does Bessent tilt his head back and squint his eyes in a vain effort to prevent the last scraps of his dignity from escaping from his body?

Lovett getting himself voted off first when he was on Survivor makes a little more sense now.

"The Tigers made a strong claim for the win by pointing out they were ahead by 100% more runs at one point, while the Mariners relied on technical arguments about 'the final score'"

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He thinks he can treat foreign powers the way he treated NY building contractors who couldn't afford being stiffed for $50k.

So much cancel culture panic is just, "my friends and I were publicly criticized by people we consider our inferiors."

Tear for Fear