Crow T. Robot as Timothy Van Patten as George Patton had more gravitas in Master Ninja Part 1.

What a twist on the nuclear explosion panel censoring.

James Gunn when it comes to mothers. ^

James Gunn when it comes to fathers. 💀

The kobolds are adorable, I could never.

What life choices does it take to end up a Pusser historian?

How'd you find my wedding vows?

We should talk about Phil Collins and Genesis as well then. I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.

Where did it get that knife from?

What she needs is a good defense.

Picard damaged the lore worse than the garbage TNG films did.

I use Qwant.

Can never get enough NoHo Hank.

What are you? Some kind of soda jerk?

Are you asking us if we see what you're saying?

I want someone who hates who Jesus hated.

At least he wasn't a bathroom plant.

I've heard the same advice with regard to taking a freezing shower every morning. "It wakes you up, and nothing will be worse."

You can rip a man's jaw off on Disney, but they'll censor a butt from Splash.

I hope the documentary covers your significant economic impact on the pudding market.

Apparently you can't be funny if you don't also bully people and say offensive stuff for no reason.

Casting a woman who looks like the female, grown up version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story was inspired.

I really appreciated everything you did and enjoyed your appearances on the promotional videos. You're definitely one of us true fans, because that passion always came through. That's something we'll definitely miss. Thanks for everything.

If you're gonna make the joke, just make the joke. Further apologia is just painful.

Tsé son cerveau est déja une omelette.

I enjoy any situation where one makes the other laugh, and it would happen reasonably often.

What's crazy is I've been watching old episodes of Siskel and Ebert (from the 70s and 80s) on YouTube, and it's legitimately great. One thing that amazes me is they were having frank discussions about difficult material in a time before I thought you even could. Siskel even said "masturbation."