Happy Tuesday!
Some days, you just need to use everything you've got to get shit done.
@metallicunt.bsky.social
π¨π¦ Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaeihsk3xh6
Happy Tuesday!
Some days, you just need to use everything you've got to get shit done.
When youβre going through a hard time and hating the world, itβs gloomscrolling
21.10.2025 16:36 β π 38 π 10 π¬ 2 π 5At the moment my kitchen is a goddamn hen house so I'll be outside chain-smoking.
21.10.2025 16:44 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0being grabbed by the toes and snapped like a dish towel would fix me
21.10.2025 17:34 β π 163 π 49 π¬ 6 π 0"1984" and "Animal Farm" were apparently instruction manuals.
21.10.2025 17:36 β π 281 π 55 π¬ 23 π 6Fun for the whole family. #NowWatching Parents (1989) #horrorsky #Spooktober
21.10.2025 14:13 β π 44 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Don't let anyone criticize you. Not the police or your psychiatrist or anybody.
21.10.2025 17:49 β π 24 π 10 π¬ 3 π 0Leftover pizza for lunch AND Titty Tuesday?! Today is looking up and so are my nipples. Brrrrr
21.10.2025 17:49 β π 33 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0Where's this memory loss they promised me?
21.10.2025 17:52 β π 128 π 55 π¬ 3 π 0whatever your problem is itβs really none of my concern
β the cat
We will celebrate your death, motherfucker.
21.10.2025 18:14 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Them: i donβt get along with most animals
Me: oh, so you a whole piece of shit
Painted all your red flags pink and got lost in a sea of poppies.
21.10.2025 18:20 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Got an A++ at physical therapy for being both brave AND strong AND looking cute in my swimsuit, but got downgraded to just A+ when I put my dress on backwards π
21.10.2025 18:56 β π 28 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Fun fact: everyone is a dumb beezie
21.10.2025 18:54 β π 53 π 8 π¬ 4 π 0The Star Wars four panel meme of Anakin and Padme in the first pallet says I'm going to make a meme in the second panel that says a new one right then the blank face and in the fourth panel it says a new one rightβ¦
The same, endless recycled memes never get old
21.10.2025 18:56 β π 40 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0If you block me just know I wanted to block you anyway, I just hadnβt gotten around to it yet.
21.10.2025 18:57 β π 65 π 16 π¬ 4 π 3Jonathan Edward Durham ( @thisone@verhere Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap
21.10.2025 19:02 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0(A screwed up makeup job on a guy with a wig. Me, after spending: $250 at the hairdresser, $120 at Sephora 2 hours on my make up (Cat looking sharp as hell) And My cat using her own saliva
21.10.2025 19:09 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0as my coffin closes please play the end credits song from the jeffersons.
21.10.2025 19:15 β π 87 π 26 π¬ 3 π 2A pasta-colored small terrier sits in a pot atop a stove.
i can never measure spaghetti right
21.10.2025 19:44 β π 268 π 40 π¬ 21 π 0this Karen rant iβm witnessing could have been a viral sensation if my work allowed me to record dumbass customers
21.10.2025 19:46 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I have sea under my skin. I have wind in my thoughts. I have a fire in my heart. Leave me wild, leave me free.
21.10.2025 19:50 β π 27 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0Never ask, "How dumb do you think I am?" in the midst of an argument if you're not really ready for an honest answer.
21.10.2025 19:58 β π 17 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0a shoutout to all of the people here who share their artistry. it genuinely makes bsky a much richer and more enjoyable place for me to be. π©·
21.10.2025 20:14 β π 120 π 27 π¬ 1 π 2If today were a person I would punch it in the face <3
21.10.2025 20:20 β π 42 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0Had to take a picture of the back of my leg and apparently the guy that's supposed to be shaving back there quit.
21.10.2025 20:33 β π 41 π 14 π¬ 3 π 0My FBI handler just called and said my girlfriend and I are, βreally, really gross.β
21.10.2025 20:36 β π 125 π 30 π¬ 2 π 1Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
(I'm already "old")