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Chelle

@metallicunt.bsky.social

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaeihsk3xh6

1,482 Followers  |  335 Following  |  2,044 Posts  |  Joined: 22.08.2023  |  1.9353

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Happy Tuesday!

Some days, you just need to use everything you've got to get shit done.

21.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you’re going through a hard time and hating the world, it’s gloomscrolling

21.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

At the moment my kitchen is a goddamn hen house so I'll be outside chain-smoking.

21.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being grabbed by the toes and snapped like a dish towel would fix me

21.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

"1984" and "Animal Farm" were apparently instruction manuals.

21.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 6
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Fun for the whole family. #NowWatching Parents (1989) #horrorsky #Spooktober

21.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let anyone criticize you. Not the police or your psychiatrist or anybody.

21.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Leftover pizza for lunch AND Titty Tuesday?! Today is looking up and so are my nipples. Brrrrr

21.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Where's this memory loss they promised me?

21.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

whatever your problem is it’s really none of my concern

β€” the cat

21.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

We will celebrate your death, motherfucker.

21.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Them: i don’t get along with most animals

Me: oh, so you a whole piece of shit

21.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Painted all your red flags pink and got lost in a sea of poppies.

21.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got an A++ at physical therapy for being both brave AND strong AND looking cute in my swimsuit, but got downgraded to just A+ when I put my dress on backwards πŸ˜•

21.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: everyone is a dumb beezie

21.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
The Star Wars four panel meme of Anakin and Padme in the first pallet says I'm going to make a meme in the second panel that says a new one right then the blank face and in the fourth panel it says a new one right…

The Star Wars four panel meme of Anakin and Padme in the first pallet says I'm going to make a meme in the second panel that says a new one right then the blank face and in the fourth panel it says a new one right…

The same, endless recycled memes never get old

21.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you block me just know I wanted to block you anyway, I just hadn’t gotten around to it yet.

21.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Jonathan Edward Durham ( @thisone@verhere
Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap

Jonathan Edward Durham ( @thisone@verhere Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap

21.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
(A screwed up makeup job on a guy with a wig. 
Me, after spending: $250 at the hairdresser, 
$120 at Sephora
2 hours on my make up
(Cat looking sharp as hell)
And My cat using her own saliva

(A screwed up makeup job on a guy with a wig. Me, after spending: $250 at the hairdresser, $120 at Sephora 2 hours on my make up (Cat looking sharp as hell) And My cat using her own saliva

21.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as my coffin closes please play the end credits song from the jeffersons.

21.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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A pasta-colored small terrier sits in a pot atop a stove.

A pasta-colored small terrier sits in a pot atop a stove.

i can never measure spaghetti right

21.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0

this Karen rant i’m witnessing could have been a viral sensation if my work allowed me to record dumbass customers

21.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have sea under my skin. I have wind in my thoughts. I have a fire in my heart. Leave me wild, leave me free.

21.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never ask, "How dumb do you think I am?" in the midst of an argument if you're not really ready for an honest answer.

21.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a shoutout to all of the people here who share their artistry. it genuinely makes bsky a much richer and more enjoyable place for me to be. 🩷

21.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

If today were a person I would punch it in the face <3

21.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to take a picture of the back of my leg and apparently the guy that's supposed to be shaving back there quit.

21.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

My FBI handler just called and said my girlfriend and I are, β€œreally, really gross.”

21.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
(I'm already "old")

21.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

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