Johnny Two Hats

Chicago pope sings

Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See

I really can not describe how nice it is to have a website where a child can tell you exactly what they need to make their life better and you can just...make their life better. Amazing work at One Simple Wish.

My son got diagnosed with epilepsy this year and has been in the hospital four times; his stitch doll helps him get through it so you bet your butt we’re giving out stitch dolls

oh my word, this is so easy! in like 3 min you can make someone's day. minmaxing kindness has never been easier! polly pockets are on their way 🫡

No. That was the end of the story. Write the books, you idiot.

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

Two episodes into Task. They made Delco Heat and it fucks.

I think it’s bad that ai allows people to pretend to live in completely separate realities so they don’t have to process news and events that make them uncomfortable. I think that is bad for the health of society!

i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead

@treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social
Thank you for sharing onesimplewish.org! Promise you there is an unimaginable amount of smiles behind these numbers...
$50,770 11/21/25
$1,371 11/22/25
So many kids are going to have an amazing holiday thanks to your community!

Woke up to discover we crossed $51,163 in not even 24 hours. Unbelievable love and support here going directly to kids and young adults. The wishes granted, the stories behind them (my kid would've wanted this, I like the same hobbies, eat shit Patrick Ewing) -- it lights my heart up. Thank you 💙

A great social media experience is following someone for their posts about asses only to end up genuinely delighted to read stuff like this. Love to see it.

We're out here breaking records @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social

Looks like you already did!
$48,087 today
$43,365 11/22/24 (+$3366 11/23/24)

She propositioned us. I am not joking.

I feel like we can top it

What's the biggest @treblaw.bsky.social day you've ever had?

This sums up onesimplewish.org so well.

The committee that settled on the phrase “underscoring his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy” should be dissolved and its members compelled to take a remedial course on the scientific method.

Yeah. We know.

An underrated joy of this is sifting through all of the wishes and agonizing over not being able to grant them all but then seeing everyone else come through. So many I'd clicked on earlier today ended up getting fulfilled.

Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.

Update: $25k with some of the most creative choices and heartwarming messages to send to the kids

$15,640 in about an hour!!! We love you all so much!!! There are so many more wishes this year than last year and seeing all this magic happening is really awesome.

Great reminder! Company matches help us grant wishes all year long - especially at times when donations slow down like January - April.

Also donated so my company can match.

Pillows! Puppies! Spiderman! Spreading the love around this year.

Legitimately one of my favorite days of the year, man. Selfishly, given how tough the news is every day, it always feels great to see the community around this and to be able to contribute something positive.

While I look through some wishes to grant, my annual reminder that a lot of companies have donation matching programs that are usually set up for easy use. It's a great way to double up and help even more kids. My company has matched my @onesimplewish.bsky.social donation for several years running.

*the entire world waiting for the epstein files to drop*

nbc news editors: hey, what has KEVIN SPACEY been up to lately?