good cop: can you give us any names?
bat cop: *screams at the table to locate his coffee*
01.12.2023 21:26 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
saruman needs some fucking furniture he’s just gooning in an empty tower with that orb
29.11.2023 18:27 — 👍 63 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1
Had he really become Death, destroyer of worlds? Or was he just a pest, annoyer of girls?
Meanwhile Samantha was sitting on a bomb of her own, and she was ready to go nuclear.
01.12.2023 14:46 — 👍 216 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 1
congrats to drugs on winning the war on drugs!
24.10.2023 14:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*i catch my popular jock son trying to sneak out of the house in a letterman jacket again* oh no you don't, mister. this is a goth family
08.08.2023 13:31 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Let's analyze these algorithms
06.08.2023 06:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
son of a fucking bitch
05.08.2023 15:11 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix who banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of "Lean on Me" made entirely of samples of Homer saying "d'oh".
05.08.2023 12:07 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
34 yo double puberty gal (she/her)
stand up comic
linktr.ee/corinalucas
just a mid-30's party boi in a crumbling late stage capitalist country 🥴
undiagnosed but i'm pretty sure. queer, ex-tech.
no one is free until everyone is free 🇵🇸
sometimes it's ok to go full cringe 😌
📍 SF
ludicrously clever • briefly a comedian • not going to get yelled at • trans woman (she/her) • good stuff at onlyfans.com/averyedison
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- @killthecomputer.com
- https://www.illconceivedpodcast.com
a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Alcohol and sugar protect our eyes // http://veryimportant.lawyer // http://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors
ten hundred minutes per second cohenedenfield.com
cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
whatatimepod.com
Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
Bonerhitler? Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…
it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels
if i unfollowed you no i didn't. bluesky took away half of my follows for some reason
IT/they/(she)
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