Dave Hollins

In America they call it KY jam.

Peter Fenn on the organ.

Must have been a very small leg.

We’ll try the one up by the prophylactic emporium

A first look at the 2026 cars.

The nurse in An American Werewolf in London who enjoys looking at patients’ cocks

Is it just me who hates cup draws being reported in alphabetical order? (BBC’s fault here)

Nottinghamshire Live headline: Dirty fish and chip shop shut down after food poisoning claims and hygiene failings

Wasn’t expecting to read the word mouth.

A hot marzipan dildo, don’t forget.

* pop in for a drink on thursday, the place is still a mess from all the decapitations

If you hate the parents.

If you turn up in your pyjamas, they might get the hint.

No, he’s all yours.

You deserve to be the main course.

this glue’s got sequins in it.

He really is a thrat.

Don’t let children play with buttons.

They did! Ross was always on the far right, and Norris was on the far right.

Never underestimate the dangers of Compost Corner.

Peter Purves.

I miss Bob Holness.

#SCOGRE

It’s a fucking disgrace.

Should have kept him on a lead.

Match abandoned would be very funny indeed.

Not sure describing the racing line as the “shortest” route around a corner is particularly helpful. It’s more like the “straightest” route.

Black Rod’s responsibilities include wielding the ceremonial dildo.

What does the (R) mean next to Wolverhampton Sporting in the table please?

Worth every penny for that instantly recognisable depiction of Hove.

shame on you.