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🌈Langdon Alger🌈

@absorbaloff.bsky.social

(he/they) (it's a Simpsons reference)

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18.09.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1367    πŸ” 787    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 32

Also worth remembering, as we talk about Free Speech, that the first speakers the current administration targeted were those demanding the freedom and safety of the Palestinian people.

18.09.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1745    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot of new Grindr terms and conditions about how they are giving people's info to AI and also they are going to be referring to it as "GAY-I"

Screenshot of new Grindr terms and conditions about how they are giving people's info to AI and also they are going to be referring to it as "GAY-I"

ATTN GAYS‼️ IT'S TIME TO DELETE GRINDR THEY ARE ADDING AI TO IT AND CALLING IT "GAY-I" THIS IS NOT A DRILL‼️

18.09.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The day started with tragedy with political violence in MN and instead of being scared, neighbors SHOWED UP to stand together at No Kings Twin Cities. We packed the Capitol Mall all the way to the Cathedral. Estimate 80,000+ right now. So proud of our state. #nokings #indivisible

14.06.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 22152    πŸ” 5350    πŸ’¬ 303    πŸ“Œ 356

they call it a neopussy because neo in the matrix had one

21.04.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Or- what if you were watching the fish doorbell and suddenly you saw this

17.04.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fish Doorbell β€” The Fish Doorbell Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.

what if you were watching the fish doorbell and saw a dead body float by 😱
visdeurbel.nl/en/

17.04.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God give me this energy from the Democratic party

15.04.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, I think it was just from me using Flonase too much and drying the hell out of my nasal passages, ty for asking though! I'm gonna use saline spray for a while to rehydrate I think

04.04.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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new meme format just dropped

03.04.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2000    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4

Not me getting a massive nosebleed right before I'm supposed to see a therapy client, ope

03.04.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite part of the oil change is when the mechanic offers me a taste of the new oil

02.04.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

These guys are giving McPoyle energy

03.04.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

29.03.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 18632    πŸ” 2263    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 127

Gahh I just watched the movie Host (2020) and it was so fucking good and spoopyy

20.03.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holding up a little sign that says β€œplease stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

05.03.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5799    πŸ” 1254    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 17

trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!"

democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*

05.03.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5039    πŸ” 844    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 13

rock hard at the hard rock cafe

02.03.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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An Open Letter to Senator Klobuchar We are writing to you, our senior US Senator, to ask for your help. We need you to fight for us.

We wrote a letter to @amyklobuchar.com.

We need her to start fighting for Minnesotans.

28.02.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 21

I'm against the death penalty except for when I accidentally step on my pet's foot a little bit in which case I get the electric chair immediately

22.02.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Pink Snoozer.

Β© Leah Gardner

23.02.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It's all I can see!

23.02.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a text excerpt from a court proceeding, showing a conversation between Judge Reyes and Jason C. Lynch about an executive order that defines β€œsex” strictly as male or female. Judge Reyes challenges this definition, noting that there are roughly 30 different intersex variations and citing examples such as XXX chromosomes, androgen insensitivity, and five-alpha reductase deficiency. Judge Reyes emphasizes that not everyone fits neatly into an XX or XY pattern, concluding that the executive order’s premiseβ€”that there are only two sexesβ€”is biologically incorrect.

A screenshot of a text excerpt from a court proceeding, showing a conversation between Judge Reyes and Jason C. Lynch about an executive order that defines β€œsex” strictly as male or female. Judge Reyes challenges this definition, noting that there are roughly 30 different intersex variations and citing examples such as XXX chromosomes, androgen insensitivity, and five-alpha reductase deficiency. Judge Reyes emphasizes that not everyone fits neatly into an XX or XY pattern, concluding that the executive order’s premiseβ€”that there are only two sexesβ€”is biologically incorrect.

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

19.02.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10791    πŸ” 2930    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 527

bsky.app/profile/asht...

19.02.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura

18.02.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9265    πŸ” 843    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 27
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We couldn't make it out to the vigil but wanted to show we are thinking about Sam tonight πŸ’” #justiceforsam πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

18.02.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of an FDA document titled "FDA-2024-D-4245" issued by the Center for Biologics Evaluation and Research, Center for Devices and Radiological Health, and Center for Drug Evaluation and Research. The document includes a highlighted section stating that, per a court order, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) must restore a website by February 11, 2025. It claims that any information on the page promoting gender ideology is inaccurate and asserts that there are only two sexes, male and female. It further states that the Trump Administration rejects gender ideology and criticizes its impact on children and women. Below this, the document provides guidance on increasing female enrollment in clinical trials, analyzing sex-specific data, and ensuring generalizability in medical product studies.

A screenshot of an FDA document titled "FDA-2024-D-4245" issued by the Center for Biologics Evaluation and Research, Center for Devices and Radiological Health, and Center for Drug Evaluation and Research. The document includes a highlighted section stating that, per a court order, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) must restore a website by February 11, 2025. It claims that any information on the page promoting gender ideology is inaccurate and asserts that there are only two sexes, male and female. It further states that the Trump Administration rejects gender ideology and criticizes its impact on children and women. Below this, the document provides guidance on increasing female enrollment in clinical trials, analyzing sex-specific data, and ensuring generalizability in medical product studies.

Every web page ordered restored by the court that features anything related to gender now contains this notice.

14.02.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2700    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 229

Sylvia Rivera

13.02.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1234    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 14

I hope this year we get Curvy Bean Wife

13.02.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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