Green Plastic Watering Can

Yeah but do we really have to listen to Steal Your Face again???

When horses get shit stuck in their tail hair it’s called a jingle berry.

Or when they get caught with a dude in the airport bathroom… it was a demonic possession!

Maybe… but I see this as him having lowered inhibitions from the dementia. His increased use of cursing and nastiness toward a class of people he disdains (women in this example) is the same way most dementia patients begin to behave as they lose control.

Winter temps gonna make the huge hog hide, tho.

How rich that one of Ellison’s accusations is that senior WBD ppl prefer Netflix because they could keep their jobs since Netflix doesn’t already have the same business units like Paramount does.

Hmmmm which of those scenarios sounds like combining two of the same businesses into one giant?

He fucking hates Trump… so more than one thing right.

Must admit tho… one of the greatest things about remote work when Covid hit was never needing to sit on a communal
toilet. There was a guy who worked on my floor who would absolutely fucking destroy a shitter every day.

Twin brothers!

Brooklyn

Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.

I would load that with so much skinny shit I bought for one specific task and then never touched again. So much.

A photo of workers at Individualized Shirts, a shirt factory in New Jersey. Each person has their fist in the air as a sign of solidarity. There's a sign behind them with photos and the words: "Fair Contract Now."

Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵

Reggaeton?

Whatever it is you pronounce it “es-ská”

He’s banging tables now too?

Timothy Treadwell 4 Eva

Put yourself in the shoes of the punter holding the ball… what a fucking shock he got and he still had the presence of mind to try to make something out of the play. Impressive

DEVO, no wait… Rush.

Black guy makes white boys pick cotton, MLK looks on

This is how NFL offenses treat Riley Moss

Vonn Miller Just Retire Dude Challenge

Holy shit Dawson Mercer of the Devils just scored one of the grittiest unassisted goals I’ve ever seen… made 4 ridiculous moves ending with a backhand under the goalie’s skate

Find Crimson Crisps if you can. God tier tart and crunchy combo.

I enjoy an autumnal flavored goodie like any red blooded American… but Pumpkin Spice Mummies is going too far.

I had a friend who got capital W wasted, locked himself in the bathroom with a pin and a bottle of ink, stayed in their giggling for half an hour, then came out to show us the words “holy beans” on his ankle.

At least now you can fart it up and your partner won’t notice

Exactly!

Is the back of those pants made out of Kevlar for when the cat wants out and begins to scratch dat ass?