Jough Stryx

the fundamental problem of civilization is that humanity's highest calling is Hanging Out With Friends, but a small minority of humans are maniacally driven to control everyone else because no one wants to hang out with them

me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun

911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great

me: so who do we call

911: [shouting in background] we're checking now

jesus christ

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser SAN FRANCISCO—Expressing annoyance at its “insufferable” display of “groveling devotion,” sources confirmed Tuesday that a pathetic AI chatbot was spending all its time talking to a friendless loser. ...

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Underwood did some FR things, but honestly despite the stat line, I’m not really that down on it. Missed some low percentage big plays that you’d like, but was pressured a lot and didn’t have a lot of clear options. Stat line looks better if OL holds up at all

I have ”screen on 3rd and long” stored in the “never works for me, only works against me” section of my brain

1) Shouldn't have kicked the FG

2) U-M has had a few knee-capping communication errors on offense, which is to be expected by a unit led by an 18-year-old in his first road start.

3) Defense is mostly fine with a few frustrating lapses that led to points

4) Open the offense up, and play to win

some fuckin remora loser ghoul frantically typing “normal president tweet 650 characters” into chatgpt

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reading this statement trying to piece together what happened and, well

Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing

LEAD BLOCKER BRYCE UNDERWOOD

Watching Underwood throw a touchdown-making block was like hearing One More Time by Daft Punk for the first time lol

run off Bredeson and Klein all year and profit

If I can add on here @edsbs.bsky.social JID also dropped Mike Alstott in a verse a few years ago. a ball-knowin ass rapper

Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else

how do I remember David Fincher’s hit biographical drama about the making of Citizen Kane? With this simple mnemonic:

Movies
Are
Nice,
Kevin

pluralizing “beefs” like “thieves”

Building my whole life philosophy around the guy on the right

cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

Hadn’t been on my phone all day and opened it up to…well, anyway, this is how I feel rn

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

my head at all times

Nicolas Winding Refn, as well